Friends I've met over the years:
It's time for me to leave this wonderful BBS that has been a pleasant journey dating back to the early days of AH. The friendships I've made will never be forgotten. It's been alot of fun joking, debating, even crying with you guys online and watching our "families" grow up.
*There comes a time when a guy needs to look at the horizon, put the rubber to the road, and take some time off.
So, in closing, it's been a pleasurable journey with all of you, friend and foe alike. I wish you nothing but clear skies and happy trails. May your cannon always be full, and may Fester always be on your 12 0'clock.

*See you in two weeks,
I'm on vacation. 
(You didn't think you could get rid of me that easy, do you?

)