The war with Raul

[LePaul]

Based on what I've heard on the news, you're in luck.  You two can kiss, makeup and even wed in Massachussetts  

[Hap]

Oh, just when you thought the O'Club was dull, unimaginative, and mediocre.

Thanks for the thread!

[Chairboy]

Awesome thread, Neubob.  Sorry about some of the textards trying to ruin it.

[rpm]

Neg on the super glue in the door locks. That is an obvious escallation of hostilities. You want covert action. I like the fox urine idea, some rancid pork grease would also work. It tends to get stronger over time and resist carwashes.  Another mindtweaker is squirt a little anti freeze or burnt oil in the vent. Drives 'em nuts looking for the leak.

[lasersailor184]

If you can get your hands on his keys (big if), you can do this fun little trick.  Go to the junkyard / dumpster, and break up some glass.  Then, with his keys, get into his car.  Roll down the passenger side window, then sprinkle the glass around the inside of the car.

[McFarland]

Bologna makes very nice circles on paint, and can be attributed to neighborhood punks. Coca cola can also be used to the same fashion. Another fun thing to do is to jack up the rear tires (or front tires on a four wheel drive) and place V-blocks under the axles just before a rainstorm when he has to go somewhere. Make sure the tires are barely a 1/4 inch off the ground so it isn't noticed. It will be very fun watching him jack up the car in the rain and then have to go somewhere soaking wet.

[DREDIOCK]

Go a couple of blocks down and steal the licence plates off someone elses car. Take off legit plate, and replace twith stolen ones
Then call the cops and report a suspicious car in the spot.

[McFarland]

If you don't want him to ever park there again, put sugarcubes in the gas tank. Works like a charm.

[Xargos]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Go a couple of blocks down and steal the licence plates off someone elses car. Take off legit plate, and replace twith stolen ones
Then call the cops and report a suspicious car in the spot.

Make sure you wear gloves.  Think that might be a federal charge, but not positive.


P.S.  Anything you do you want to do it fast.

[Holden McGroin]

Putting sugar in a gas tank will ruin the engine:

Status : False...  Sugar does not dissolve in Gasoline.

[JB88]

physical property damage will cause more harm than good and puts you at risk of legal and potential criminal prosecution.

may i suggest either one of two paths.

1.  let him have the parking spot. that it is on the other side of the street means he has to walk farther... i would imagine that he will likely, eventually relent.  (though it is interesting to note that this raul fellow seems to be acting in a way which he is supposedly against.)

2. phsycological warfare.  i am still trying to figure out how to rig a high frequency amplification system to aim at the windows of the fifteen illegals that live across the street in such a way as to be inperceptable to anyone or anything that is not directly within its path.   they have turned a nice clean quiet neighborhood into thier personal trashpit.  grrr.  anywho.

something like that could be fun and effective...
the bonus of course is that the psychological route offers less jail time.

probably not worth your effort though.

[Rolex]

Oh for heaven's sake, neubob. Look what you did. snicker...

[Xargos]

If he ever leaves his window cracked you can discharge some pepper spray into the opening.  The less the windows open the better the effect when he first gets in because it won't be able to dissipate as well.  The hotter the day, the better the effect as well.

[clerick]

Novelty Tail pipe whistle from local gag shop.......... $3

Spent the better part of my senior year in high school trying not to laugh whenever my dad would mention the "odd" sound coming from the car.

Lightly mist a dish soap solution onto his windows.  Will just smear instead of cleaning off.

Wrap his car with industrial shrink wrap.  Great for that nuisance value.

Use black marker (NON-permanent) to darken head lights

Attach something to rear bumper then place under car so it isn't exposed until he drives away. (e.g. a dog leash with collar and perhaps stuffed animal)

Jack car up on blocks, but leave tires near-by.

place "JB weld" on his mail box door.

Steal newspapers, then deliver them a day later.

Write obscenity in his lawn with Triox (herbicide)

place orange traffic cone on parking spot until you get home.  

Bring his dog to local Vietnamese restaurant then invite him over for "take-out"

Enlist army of local hooligans to harass him when you are not around.  Benefits - plausible denyability AND local army works for ice cream.

less destructive.... Fill tail pipe with foam packing peanuts.  Works best when others are around to see the result.

More destructive...  Spray expanding foam insulation into tail pipe.

[Holden McGroin]

Originally posted by clerick
Write obscenity in his lawn with Triox (herbicide)

It's better to write in fertilizer.  It'll burn his lawn this year and come back again next year.

But without doing nasty damage, you could fake up a parking ticket with some appropriate software...