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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2007, 11:30:45 AM »
Can we legally make this happen?

I mean there is not mention of attack... I was wondering on the harassment side of the law.  Then we also need to pick out the appropiate postcards too.

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« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2007, 11:33:01 AM »
I'd spend the $.45.

Mmight i suggest a Chimpanzee or cute kitten theme for the cards?
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« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2007, 11:34:35 AM »
Noooo it has to have "EYEBALLS" on it.

Anything from the "Faces of Death" might be a lil outta line though.

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« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2007, 11:37:32 AM »
Was thinking about the Bare Naked Ladies song....  "Another post card with chimpanzees, and everyone is addressed to meeeee."
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« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2007, 11:39:24 AM »
Nah on the chimp or "cutesy" cards. Get one of those cards that has the cheesecake shot of a man on it. Then in the message tell him it was a wonderful night out with the boys that caused you to send him the cards.
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« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2007, 11:40:40 AM »
I was thinking "Men in Black" or a postcard of Jake and Elwood "The Blues Brothers".

Give it that Mafia, Secret Agent, CIA/FBI/INS look to it....

Saddam swingin from a rope my be stretching it a bit far though.

You know a more suptle subliminal message.

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« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2007, 11:54:03 AM »

If I had a buttload of Postcards like this at once in my mailbox saying in several different languages "We are watching you."  It would be freaky.

:noid

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« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2007, 11:58:04 AM »
I was thinking maybe a picture of a donkey or a burro with the subtle implication that he's a Jackprettythang,  but I like the beefcake postcard idea also
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« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2007, 12:07:05 PM »

We are watching you Raul...

Simple, makes a hidden threat, doesn't actually say we are watching HIM but another Raul... just so happens they all show up en masse to his mailbox.

BTW this is Raul Castro... yeppers Fidels Brother.

Sometimes I even scare myself.

:D

Mac
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« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2007, 12:16:34 PM »
I'm down for the beefcake "Wish you were here in Acapulco!" postcard.

Say when.
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« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2007, 12:25:20 PM »
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I'm down for the beefcake "Wish you were here in Acapulco!" postcard.

Say when.


Wouldn't make sense if all postcards came from all over the World wishing he was in Acapulco.
Engine that's so gHey.  You have me worried that "Yer down for the Beefcake."  What we send you beefcake postcards next? Ewww...

You want to instill a sense of Paranoia within the inDUHvidual.

Yet cards from all over the World stating we are watching him would blow his mind.
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« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2007, 12:41:57 PM »
I want you in my arms, Mac.

Alls I'm sayin is no one is going to be scared by "I'm watching you" postcards, whereas they will be scared to open their mailbox if they know a naked man's bellybutton is waiting inside for them.
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« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2007, 12:51:54 PM »
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I want you in my arms, Mac.

Alls I'm sayin is no one is going to be scared by "I'm watching you" postcards, whereas they will be scared to open their mailbox if they know a naked man's bellybutton is waiting inside for them.


Engine I bet you skip, drool at the mouth and yer butt drips going to the mailbox everyday hoping for a letter addressed to Occupant or Previous Resident.

Engine I hope School starts soon again for you.  Meet some girls. You are really too much into this "Mans Butt" Thingy.

Write yer Dad a letter and let him know how yer feeling.

Ewwww....

Mac
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« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2007, 12:59:21 PM »
The more I think about, we need his address so we can sign him up for all the free stuff we see online, in the malls and stores, everywhere.    within a month he'll be buried under a pile of catalogs and junk mail :lol   :t
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« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2007, 12:59:54 PM »
Sign him up for NAMBLA.
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