My outside cat had babies. We feed them eveyday. Kaisson will soon die, he's got Kitty AIDS. It's sad to see him like this.
He's a Orange striped Tiger looking cat.. and has a Orange Girlfriend, the Mom of the kittens. He has 3 kittens, yet only one looks like him exactly.
Sooo cute.
Here is where I messed up. I feed the cats/kittens. I wanted to pet Kiassons lil kitten... his Son... we named him "Sparky". They are shy of people and run off. I came out the door quietly yesterday and had a chance of grabbing Sparky.
Ya know when you really screw up crap happens in slow motion....I grabbed the kitten.
Whatever I thought of cute and fuzzy became a hissin/spittin dam fur of razor blades and teeth.... I couldn't get this dammm thing off my frikken hand fast enough... It wouldn't let go... a kitten pocessed... Jebus I'm screaming, the kitten from Hell is feeding on my dam hand.... I'm swinging the hand and screaming running around the yard and the neighbors come out.
You'd think they'd grab a water hose, bat or a dammm shotgun... But Nooooo.... They're enjoying this crap... I attempt to peel this Evil Spawn of Satan off my hand and it is now on my other dam hand... chit, I'm wailing, the kitten is sreecking.. I'm doing the frikken Waatusie drippin blood and now trying to shake this lil kitten off me. Laffter in the background.
Here comes the Mother cat.... Dammm I'm screwed now. As if I'm hurtin the kitten PaHLeeez.... she promptly attacks my left shin... gnawing, kicking, clawing...did I mention gnawing?
Frikken neighbours are rollin in laffter and tears... bastages. I'm doing a dam shuffle from yard to yard with a kitten feeding on my hands and a pissed off Mother Cat gnawing on my left leg...
I finally dropped and rolled... watermelon it works for fires... Mom Cat and kitten ran off... I was laid out in the driveway with all the dam neighbours rollin on the ground laffin their tulips off.
I retreat to the house...bleeding like a stuck pig... wifey asks me WTF? and I point towards the door... she comes back in 20 minutes later laffin her asre off, can't look at me in the eyes and gets out the Poroxide, Neosporin and bandaids... Laffin her bellybutton off the whole time.
Dam this was a bad Day.
Mac
