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Offline RedDg

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If you could ask God one question...
« on: August 13, 2007, 10:11:49 PM »
and only ONE question.  What would it be?


I would ask why he put men and women together.

Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 10:53:27 PM »
Are you saying you don't LIKE women??? :O
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Offline kamilyun

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 11:04:59 PM »
Are you there?

Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 11:05:28 PM »
I would ask, in all seriousness, how much established religions have corrupted his / her message and laws.  

I believe in the overall message of the Bible but I think a lot has been edited out by the hand of man.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 11:14:39 PM »
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 12:06:17 AM »
This weeks lotto numbers.

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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 01:20:24 AM »
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
I believe in the overall message of the Bible but I think a lot has been edited out by the hand of man.


Incredible. I am stunned. Seriously.

I am an Atheist. (Hammer and a Sickle doesn't mean I am, I hope you understand it).

So far the strangest, irrational, unpredictable people I have met are Purely Religious.

What do you think is more important: not to wish someone's wife or simply not being an *******?

Meeting Religious People I shoud say that for them following 10 rules is more important then following unwritten rules of co-existance or co-operation. They may annoy anyone and play on my nerves without thinking 'cause they don't kill and don't worship idols. And that's OK for them.

So my question is: comrade Christian God, why did You give some silly rules to folks who have to better employ their brains and soul insead?!

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Offline Slash27

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Re: If you could ask God one question...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 02:53:04 AM »
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Originally posted by RedDg
and only ONE question.  What would it be?


 


I would wish for 3 more wishes.

Offline Excel1

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 03:59:53 AM »
I would ask him where he left my spare set of car keys.... and thank him for his understanding and the exemption on the fifth

Offline JB88

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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 04:59:16 AM »
when is combat tour coming out?

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 05:02:27 AM »
JB88 he'd say.......









"In Two Weeks...."




DUH !!!


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Offline JB88

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 05:09:16 AM »
right on que.

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Offline Ocean27

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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2007, 05:11:46 AM »
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when is combat tour coming out?
LOL! Not even God knows that. :lol

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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2007, 05:18:35 AM »
:p

Again.... All in the timing Bro.

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Re: If you could ask God one question...
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 05:39:24 AM »
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Originally posted by RedDg
and only ONE question.  What would it be?


 


What drug is this? ;)