Peasant:  "Bring out yer dead!"
Storch:  "Got one here"
Castro: "I'm not dead!"
Peasant: "He says he's not dead"
Storch  "Well....he's very ill.  Come on, do us a favour"
Castro  "I'm not dead...look I can sing....Viva La Revolt......"
"THWACK"
Storch  "Thanks very much"
Peasant "No worries....BRING OUT YER DEAD"