Originally posted by JB88 
too late.  i already called no dipoladasjkdladlarics.
sorry. 
 I'd continue on with this, but given the only rule of Calvinball, I think it might be impossible at this stage 

I was going to say, "Ah, but today is opposite day," and then tell you to grab a bucket of icewater and sing a brunette a song, but rules are rules.