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Offline 1K3

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« on: September 18, 2007, 02:47:22 AM »
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070917/od_nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=Ajwphb1nKyObkU1_8QFIjvus0NUE

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Offline Xargos

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 04:17:22 AM »
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 04:35:15 AM »
breath in.

breath in.

i'm coming back again.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 08:18:45 AM »
See here for a rational explanation of this event
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 08:23:42 AM »
socialized medicine.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 08:36:09 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
socialized medicine.

lazs


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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 11:34:15 AM »
They never saw the proper way to do it as shown in Monte Python.

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 12:29:45 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
socialized medicine.

lazs
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 12:30:14 PM »
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socialized medicine.

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exactly what I was thinking when I saw it on drudge earlier .. they can't even tell if you are breathing or not LOL
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 12:52:52 PM »
"socialized medicine."

That is really funny, what a stupid comment.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 12:57:22 PM »
I don't want to hear anyone complain about their medical system. Unless of course you're from Venezuela.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 01:07:10 PM »
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I don't want to hear anyone complain about their medical system. Unless of course you're from Venezuela.



what are you talking about? did you read the article? they bring people back from the dead in Venezuela.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 01:15:29 PM »
I don't believe it.:)
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 01:19:53 PM »
Cannibals?
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 01:30:16 PM »
he should be thankfull they didnt get as far as disecting the genitals.

search HERE for the footage of a real autopsy, if you have the stomach...
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