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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2007, 04:22:36 PM »
I'm with Hornet.  The only part he left out is I'm commandeering a yacht and heading to a zombie free island in the south pacific.
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« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2007, 04:32:16 PM »
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I'm with Hornet.  The only part he left out is I'm commandeering a yacht and heading to a zombie free island in the south pacific.


That's why I want an LAV....they're amphibious:D
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« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2007, 04:42:39 PM »
i'd some how set the fuel burn to 0 and hide in a stratosphere B-17...or P-38
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Edit: forgot.. also i would make the ammo mult. 9999. so i can strafe all i want :)
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« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2007, 05:46:52 PM »
This subject has elicited a firestorm of emails between my wife, my brother in law, and myself and we're at an impasse. I submit to the big brains in Aces High to assist me in my endeavor to prove that I'm right.  Okay so I sleep on the couch tonight I'll live.  

Assumption is:

We've managed to get a yacht and sail it to a deserted island.  
For some INSANE reason the zombies decide to follow us because we're the last edible brains on earth (AWmac and RPM are still in Oklahoma doing whatever Okies do ;) ).  

I say that by the time that the saltwater decomposes them during their 3,000 mile trek across the ocean floor, or they are eaten by sharks, crabs, lobsters, etc. That we have nothing to worry about and we can live out our lives on the island happily living off the land and the bounty of the sea.

SHE says that sharks won't eat something dead and that the virus would get into the crabs, lobsters, and the rest of the sea life making seafood non edible for risk of catching the virus we just escaped.  

I told her she could eat the first fish and if she turned into an evil brain eating zombie I loved her enough to shoot her right in the head.  

What say you gentlemen?
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« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2007, 05:55:49 PM »
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This subject has elicited a firestorm of emails between my wife, my brother in law, and myself and we're at an impasse. I submit to the big brains in Aces High to assist me in my endeavor to prove that I'm right.  Okay so I sleep on the couch tonight I'll live.  

Assumption is:

We've managed to get a yacht and sail it to a deserted island.  
For some INSANE reason the zombies decide to follow us because we're the last edible brains on earth (AWmac and RPM are still in Oklahoma doing whatever Okies do ;) ).  

I say that by the time that the saltwater decomposes them during their 3,000 mile trek across the ocean floor, or they are eaten by sharks, crabs, lobsters, etc. That we have nothing to worry about and we can live out our lives on the island happily living off the land and the bounty of the sea.

SHE says that sharks won't eat something dead and that the virus would get into the crabs, lobsters, and the rest of the sea life making seafood non edible for risk of catching the virus we just escaped.  

I told her she could eat the first fish and if she turned into an evil brain eating zombie I loved her enough to shoot her right in the head.  

What say you gentlemen?


Sharks eat dead flesh all the time. Hell I saw some nutburger on discovery walk out onto a Whale corpse in the open ocean while a great white was taking chunks off it.

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« Reply #65 on: September 19, 2007, 06:28:26 PM »
while its not unreasonable to think a zombie virus could infect some animals, I doubt it would affect most sealife.

Dolphins and whales perhaps, but fish and crustaceans? Doubtful.

Also, how many "deserted" islands are there that are actually livable?

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« Reply #66 on: September 19, 2007, 06:39:37 PM »
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ar15 med range shootgun for close range and a 9mm


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« Reply #67 on: September 19, 2007, 06:40:09 PM »
North Pole.

Zombies freeze stiff and cant move. That's when I go up to them and feast on their flesh.

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« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2007, 06:43:04 PM »
Isn't it obvious? A BFG9000 of course.

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« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2007, 07:43:41 PM »
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while its not unreasonable to think a zombie virus could infect some animals, I doubt it would affect most sealife.

Dolphins and whales perhaps, but fish and crustaceans? Doubtful.

Also, how many "deserted" islands are there that are actually livable?


Ask Tom Hanks ;)
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« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2007, 07:45:53 PM »
The fish, lobster, crabs, would have to have a frontal lobe. I'm sure dolphins do I'm not sure about the rest. So you may be all right.

That is were the virus localizes in the human, destroying the frontal lobe, which controls bodily functions (organs) the brain is still alive, That is why they are the "living dead".

So you may not have to shot your wife.:aok
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« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2007, 08:42:33 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2007, 10:13:38 PM »
According to the Zombie Guide,
The Virus:
   Section 4.
      Solanum is fatal to all living creatures, regardless of size, species, or ecosystem. Reanimation, however takes place only in humans. Studies have shown that Solanum infecting a non-human brain will die within hours of the death of its host, making the carcass safe to handle. Infected animals expire before the virus can replicate throughout their bodies.


So if on an island you would survive if you only eat freshly caught fish.
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« Reply #73 on: September 19, 2007, 10:34:08 PM »
Alright guys, I want to congratulate you all on taking the time to prepare yourself's for a possible, or should I say eventual?, zombie attack.  

First off, I recommend you all take this test, just so you all know where you stand as of now.  Don't worry if you don't do so good.  There should still be a little time left for you to learn.

http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=1174

That is the link to the quiz.  Please take it.  

Now obviously some of the answers to those questions will change depending on the situation, remember, its all relative. :aok

Ok, now that we know that, let me reiterate some of the key ideas that have been mentioned here.

-Zombies feel no emotion/pain.
-Zombies need a head shot to be totally disabled.  Chopping off a leg will slow           them, but they will crawl after you.
-Small caliber weapons are just as effective.
-Stealth is a big advantage.
-Transportation is important.
-Zombies are not smart, they rely on numbers/ you making a mistake.

Ok, lets go over some.  

Because zombies feel no emotion or pain, not only will they continue to come after you (until they physically can't) no matter what damage you inflict to them.  Once they overwhelm you, they will show no mercy, because they know no mercy.  

Next, the only way to completely disable a zombie is a headshot/decapitation.  Any caliber weapon will do.  Even crossbows or household tools.  Although melee weapons should be avoided as discussed earlier in the thread.  On a side note, rate of fire, and size of round is not always a blessing.  High caliber rounds will pass harmlessly through body parts, from the neck down, doing no noticeable damage.  And rate of fire, while can be good, usually wastes ammo, gives away your position, and screws you over.  

Stealth is good.  Zombies rely on numbers, so for the most part, when you see one, there ARE more around in close proximity.  By avoiding full on waves of zombies you increase your rate of survival.  

Transportation is important.  You cannot stay in one place.  You will eventually be found, and then it is just a matter of time.  Thats not to say though that finding an ideal spot and staying there until you resupply/ regroup.  Now obviously we can go a lot of ways with this.  It is important to stay out of cities, as you can easily get overrun.  But, cities also are where you will find most of your supplies.  So, it is essential to carry with you what you will need to survive for a little while.  While an RV could be used, I suggest a small convoy of hummer like vehicles, reinforced obviously.  The humvess used by the army are ideal.  Strong, fast, .50 for those tight situations*  see comments on .5 above.  They also have room for supplies/people.  Great choice.  All terrain, etc. If you find yourself in a city and are being attacked by a hoard of zombies, drop any supplies you have and find a motorcycle, they are the ideal mode of transportation in a city.  Surviving is you number one concern.  

Lanc-stuka is out of the question, so lets keep brainstorming guys.

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« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2007, 10:50:02 PM »
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This subject has elicited a firestorm of emails between my wife, my brother in law, and myself and we're at an impasse. I submit to the big brains in Aces High to assist me in my endeavor to prove that I'm right.  Okay so I sleep on the couch tonight I'll live.  

Assumption is:

We've managed to get a yacht and sail it to a deserted island.  
For some INSANE reason the zombies decide to follow us because we're the last edible brains on earth (AWmac and RPM are still in Oklahoma doing whatever Okies do ;) ).  

I say that by the time that the saltwater decomposes them during their 3,000 mile trek across the ocean floor, or they are eaten by sharks, crabs, lobsters, etc. That we have nothing to worry about and we can live out our lives on the island happily living off the land and the bounty of the sea.

SHE says that sharks won't eat something dead and that the virus would get into the crabs, lobsters, and the rest of the sea life making seafood non edible for risk of catching the virus we just escaped.  

I told her she could eat the first fish and if she turned into an evil brain eating zombie I loved her enough to shoot her right in the head.  

What say you gentlemen?


I'd just shoot her now.  :p