Author Topic: Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM!  (Read 13484 times)

Offline Masherbrum

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I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just saying, I have NEVER been hurt by a blow to the face. So either they just arent punching hard enough, or theyre hitting the wrong spot or something, but ive never been hurt by it.
Wrong spot.  

1.)  Zygoma.    I know folks who took awhile to heal this one and it hurts every time you blink in some cases.

2.) Mandible (Lower Jaw).   Another doosie.   These hurt because your jaw is out of place, and now needs to be re-set.   This one hurts like a MF'er because you need Food and Water.  

Only broken bone I have ever had was when I was 1.5 years old.   I broke my right collarbone.
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Sorry steve. I opted to press charges, so until it goes to court, its sealed tight. My parents cannot even get a copy of it.



Sorry Serenity.  You stuck to this too long.  You should have  admitted to pulling our legs and we would have all had a good laugh.

I spoke to the PD down there. I spoke to Jenny in the records department just now.  You can reach her at  808-529-3111.

Jenny told me that they never give out copies of reports but that a person can obtain a verification letter, even if the victim/filer is a juvenile. She told me that there is no such thing a sealing a juvenile complaint.

So, you may want to just give it up.

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but if you ever make a comment like that to my face, you'd better hope you've got some mace yourself.


Well AWMac, no need to maintain a proper guard in that engagement. You know he isn't going to go to the face.

In fact, I'd lead with your chin. He'd never be stupid enough to STRIKE BONE. :rolleyes:

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Married 27 Years now... I hold a Black/Blue belt in Duk Fu....it's Asian for
Yu Duk now or Yu fu bad.

She can throw a whole Yellow Papes book, not one page would ripple, stealth, while I was in midsentance... with accuracy!

It would put the actions in the Matrix Movie to shame... Everything sloMo and WHAM!!!!

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Sorry Serenity.  You stuck to this too long.  You should have  admitted to pulling our legs and we would have all had a good laugh.

I spoke to the PD down there. I spoke to Jenny in the records department just now.  You can reach her at  808-529-3111.

Jenny told me that they never give out copies of reports but that a person can obtain a verification letter, even if the victim/filer is a juvenile. She told me that there is no such thing a sealing a juvenile complaint.

So, you may want to just give it up.
Serenity, this one is tough to swallow and I'm not talking about Jenny.
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I was at the bus stop last night when two big Samoan dudes walked up to me.  I suspected they might be up to something, so I reached for my trusty switchblade comb, but before I could grasp it, one of them punched me in the face, knocking my skinny bellybutton to the ground.  As I laid there, crying and in shock from what had happened, they took my backpack and lumbered off.  After I got home, mom gave me big hugs to make me feel safe.  Once I finally stopped blubbering and calmed down, I began to imagine how great it would have been had I . . .

Yeah, that sounds about right.
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I don't know if you're interested in this Serenity, but JKA is a good organization and many of the instructors teach at universities, so they're on the up and up.  I looked this up to see who in your area teaches Shotokan. 15 is the ideal age to start training.  Sounds to me like under your circumstances you need formal training for self defense purposes.

JKA of Hawaii
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(808) 395-7511
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BTW, I believe your account but I think you were lucky the way it turned out.  Why others don't believe it I don't understand.  From what I read there was nothing all that unusual pertaining to the attack.  And the truth is, no one knows what they are going to do in a situation ahead of time. They are correct about the cheek bone though.  Bone breaks bone ya know.  It's a matter of which bone is stronger when bones collide.  That judo training helped you in this situation I believe.  Keep on training if you can.  




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Good for you, Serenity.   When I was about 18,  i had to hitchhike back and forth  to college.  i carried a dagger type knife around my neck on a leather thong.

i remember one time being waked up by a trucker telling me i was sleepng for 4 hours straight.  

i remember fingering my blade and thinking... well duh.
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Married 27 Years now... I hold a Black/Blue belt in Duk Fu....it's Asian for
Yu Duk now....
Mac


LOL! Yu Duk now:aok

I've taken a fair amount of punches to the face... ALL of them hurt me.
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Why did I take two blind side punches and still remember? When was the last time you've heard of a guy getting punched in the cheeck and forgetting things? Now, if they had aimed for my stomach, I have no doubt I would have dropped with the first punch, but again, he is stupid enough to punch SOLID BONE. Any idiot knows better than that!

 


I suggest removing your head from your bellybutton and getting a clue as soon as possible.

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It's not about solid bone. Doing soft tissue damage with a punch should be the last thing you're thinking about when you're defending your life.

What you should worry about is concussion to the cranium. Rattle the head well enough and your opponent will lose consciousness. The biggest risk about striking the jaw is that they guy you're hitting will be quick enough to roll away with it. Otherwise, the jaw is a perfectly good target to aim for.

Here's a little quote (not the best source, but at least in this case, factual)

"the button"

"A well timed strike to the jaw either 'on the button' (chin) or to the side could be the equalizer in determining whether you are a victim or a survivor of a street encounter. Again, Hung Suen Wing Chun employs the strikes with the fist, palm or elbow to achieve this end result. The fist could encompass any rear cross or lead or rear hook or uppercut. The palm strike might be made with the heel or blade of the palm.  Even the elbow can be used to strike the jaw in several different ways � including upward or horizontal. The Hung Suen �Iron Palm� hand conditioning training drills ensure that any well timed strike to the jaw puts your opponent `to sleep'."



Of course, your 2 years of judo would have taught you this concept... And if that didn't, a couple episodes of UFC  will.
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Originally posted by Serenity
Sorry steve. I opted to press charges, so until it goes to court, its sealed tight. My parents cannot even get a copy of it.
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Sorry Serenity. You stuck to this too long. You should have admitted to pulling our legs and we would have all had a good laugh.

I spoke to the PD down there. I spoke to Jenny in the records department just now. You can reach her at 808-529-3111.

Jenny told me that they never give out copies of reports but that a person can obtain a verification letter, even if the victim/filer is a juvenile. She told me that there is no such thing a sealing a juvenile complaint.

So, you may want to just give it up.

Owned.

In case you  miss if farther back in the thread.

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What Would Chuck Do?


Stare at them for the fraction of a second. They would run without turning back, prolly excusing all the way until out of hearing range. :D

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This thread is destined for AH history

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