Author Topic: Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM!  (Read 14845 times)

Offline SteveBailey

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If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?



You really should read the thread.  as I've said, his story has already been proven to be full of lies.  Here you go... AGAIN

Sorry Serenity. You stuck to this too long. You should have admitted to pulling our legs and we would have all had a good laugh.

I spoke to the PD down there. I spoke to Jenny in the records department just now. You can reach her at 808-529-3111.

Jenny told me that they never give out copies of reports but that a person can obtain a verification letter, even if the victim/filer is a juvenile. She told me that there is no such thing a sealing a juvenile complaint.

So, you may want to just give it up.

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Still have a few months to go before we even are on the same ladder to the window of the asylum as Voss.

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I would say it has potential as a screen play. Think about it.

He could cast Ben Afleck as Serenity, J-LO as his girlfriend. He could use the pair from Married with Children as her parents.

For the bad guys, he could use Mako for the one that hung back and Steven Segal for the guy he actually fought to a draw with.

This has OSCAR potential written all over it!

He could get the main "character" from Miami CSI as the Officer taking the report.

What do you think?

Just for grins I asked my wife to read the first post and give me her opinion regarding the story. She almost got a sprain rolling her eyes and described it with the phrase "geek with an over active imagination".
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Offline wulfie-away

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If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?

Tough choice, butter or regular popcorn?


If he turns out to be telling the truth (:lol), I'll cowboy-the-f*ck up. I'll take him up on his offer the next time I'm @ Pearl (which will be before March of next year).

You know...the offer to hit him in the head because he can't be hurt that way.

I may even 'go amateur' and HIT SOLID BONE. :rolleyes:

To be honest, I'd love to know the name of his Pilot friend who flew the biplane at Reno, and I'd love to know who he flew with (what carriers) to go to the Air Races. The whole 'somber Pilot's gathering' he posted about...

...well call me a cynic. :)

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without facts to go on


Without facts? Maybe.

But when someone's account completely is completely at odds with relevant personal experience, and the questions asked because of this are answered with more bravado, errors, etc. - pardon me if I call someone on it.

-Mike/wulfie

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Still have a few months to go before we even are on the same ladder to the window of the asylum as Voss.


Pretty much. :)

How's the (Real Life (TM)) flying going? What kind of cases of beer do I have to send to AHHQ to get my AH handle unlocked when I finally get to play again?

Say 'hullo' to PYRO and the rest of the galley slaves for me. :)

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This thread is solidly an 8, some one else give it stir...>:aok

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I can't believe it is still going on.

A fifteen yr old punching bag, his pen knife and an incontinence problem.
This is to funny.:rofl

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Did I not say he obviously had no idea what he was doing? While the cheeck may be perforated, it puts up a lot more resistance than say, the gut. Theres no part of the human body impervious to damage, but I'd say the cheeck is pretty solid compared to the rest of your body.


Holy sheet, I missed this until now.

From what I can gather, you've never been in a real fight in your life (yet, and you're 15, so that's no insult, etc.). You don't look to be too athletic (again, no insult, odds are physically you're going to be a lot different by the time you are 18-20).

Because of this, listen up for a second or two.

The 'cheek' is not all that solid. When you say 'gut', I'm assuming you're referring to the abdominals, and not a specific target like the solar plexus.

Unless your target is a complete fatass with zero conditioning, the 'gut' will take a hell of a lot more punishment (in the form of blows) than the 'cheek'. The 'gut' is composed of some serious muscle, and unless you hit someone there while they are sleeping, or totally unaware, the damage you do is going to be pretty limited.

'Solid' things can be broken, and if/when they are broken, they tend to cause all sorts of problems. Whatever they support/protect is now 'all f*cked up', and that causes other failures.

Also, as Steve Bailey pointed out - solid bone not protected by muscle a fairly thick layer of tissue can be a pretty good target. It often has nerves (that are 'unprotected') around it, blood vessels, etc. A simple harmless example would be to get one of your buddies to grab your shirt with 1 arm, that arm being extended. Put your thumb on the ribs right under the armpit of the extended arm. Jab those 'exposed, solid bone' ribs with your thumb and see what happens.

Then again, a 2d year Judo student should already know this.

And as for the broken bones causing all sorts of problems, another example might be "How did the guy whos ribcage you crushed with a kick" "get away". People with crushed ribcages don't run very well.

Go actually take Judo, and boxing as well. You'll get rid of some really dangerous delusions, you'll be more confident too. That's why I got into MA/boxing at a fairly young (very young for the era) age. I was getting picked on...a lot. I was getting into fights and could not hold my own.

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one of the best threads here in a long time, keep it up! :aok :D
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Originally posted by Maverick
I would say it has potential as a screen play. Think about it.

He could cast Ben Afleck as Serenity, J-LO as his girlfriend. He could use the pair from Married with Children as her parents.

For the bad guys, he could use Mako for the one that hung back and Steven Segal for the guy he actually fought to a draw with.

This has OSCAR potential written all over it!

He could get the main "character" from Miami CSI as the Officer taking the report.

What do you think?

Just for grins I asked my wife to read the first post and give me her opinion regarding the story. She almost got a sprain rolling her eyes and described it with the phrase "geek with an over active imagination".


There is a special hell for people who bring up that CSI Miami "actor".....


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Here is what really happened


      Just really couldn't resist.  Also, I'm a cop in NJ, and I'm not really completely familiar with the law in Hawaii. The reason that police reports where the victim or the actor is a juvenile,  are not released or are released with redacted information is to protect the juvenile.  Doesn't really apply when the juvenile in question is the victim and is the one seeking a copy of the report.

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Originally posted by wulfie-away


Go actually take Judo, and boxing as well. You'll get rid of some really dangerous delusions, you'll be more confident too. That's why I got into MA/boxing at a fairly young (very young for the era) age. I was getting picked on...a lot. I was getting into fights and could not hold my own.

-Mike/wulfie


Why go to all that trouble when he can just kick *** in his dreams and post his adventures on the internet.;)

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And mac, you just crossed the line. Say anything you want about me, but leave my girlfriend out of it. If you had an ounce of maturity in you you would keep this to the subject at hand. But you dont. Honestly, theres nothing I can do over the internet, but if you ever make a comment like that to my face, you'd better hope you've got some mace yourself.


Sorry kid but your lil BIG MAN threats will overload yer hummingbird arse.

I laff in your face over crap like that.  You yourself over all the last past threads make her out to be a trailer skank.  Her parents allow you to spend the night over?  They bought you a T-Shirt with some sexual innuendo on it.

Thank GAWD my Daughters were brought up well and if some panty waste kid ever showed up at my door resembling a character of your nature, he'd leave with more than make up on his face.

So rant all you want, but don't threaten me behind your keyboard.

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In all the fights ive been in, in all the times ive been hit, I have never been hurt by a blow to the face. So no, I don't expect it to hurt me, as I have yet to have someone prove me otherwise. Hell, Id invite you to knock me in the face just to prove my point!


I am not sure that you'd want that :D
 
A guy I know actually half-scalped another guy with a single punch. Victim ducked so the punch went high you see.
The only time I ever punched or used a lot of force in the heat of the moment, the other one had some doctor work to be done.
You are a 140 lbs teenager. Punching you into oblivian is no problem for a proper "puncher". So, if your story is true, ponder on it, feel lucky, and heed to the advices of seasoned AH players :D
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