Author Topic: Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM!  (Read 13481 times)

Offline SaburoS

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No offense but there are elements that question your version.

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They get down there


Why write this in the third person?
Maybe you're describing an event gone over in your mind, not in actuality?

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Originally posted by Serenity snip- and shook my hand. I returned the hand shake, taking my hand off of my knife for a crucial second. As soon as our hands parted


What!!??
If they were truly out to mug you, he'd of never let go of your hand and just strong arm you into submission. Remember, you're just a 15 y.o. and rather small/light in stature compared to them. The other one would of been on you like glue as well.
To let you go would invite the possibility that you might be armed and allow you to grab your gun (they don't know you or what you might be carrying).

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Originally posted by Serenity he threw the first blow, connecting clearly with the right side of my face. Surprised me, as I wasnt expecting it QUITE then, but I wasn't hurt.
 

Guess what? You would still show swelling of the soft tissue covering your cheek 'solid-bone' area. You'd be feeling the pain from the swelling by the time you wrote the account the 'next morning'.

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In under a second I had my knife out, extended, and within centimeters of his throaght. I was ready to deliver a lethal blow, and would enjoy it SO much. But then my concience kicked in. "You want to get into the Air Force Academy! This MIGHT be self defence, but if it is considered excessive force, you will NEVER get in!"
 

Wait a minute, what training have you had in knife fighting?
Why not cut the guy in the arm?
Even big guys don't like getting cut nor the resulting pain.
You took Judo, right?
Why didn't you just drop the first guy? Judo teaches throws, grappling, and submission.

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Originally posted by Serenity So, I retracted the knife, and attempted a retreat from the fight, knowing that while I would have NO problems leaving them both unconcious, I might just get annoyed enough to USE the knife.


Wait a minute...you bring a knife and get ready to use it, only in the middle of being attacked by two larger guys (remember you can't predict the future so you don't know what the second guy is going to do), you have the presence of mind to retract the blade and put it away??!!
Why didn't you just warn them by flashing the knife around and also warn them your prowess with your knife fighting skills and your Judo?
Remember the Air Force Academy!

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Originally posted by Serenity With the knife safely back in my pocket I made my retreat. As I attempted to, he put another blow to my face.


LOL, in the middle of a fight, you're interested in putting your knife away?
You made your retreat? Where was this big guy attacking you at the time?
You call a time out?

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Originally posted by Serenity Again, no pain. This guy was pretty stupid, he didnt realise that punching a guy in the cheeck would cause no pain, as it connects only with bone. I actually laughed in his face at this point, and again made a retreat. They thought to themselves "We've got a 15 year old, 140lb white kid here, late at night. Don't let him go, he should be EASY to take down". They were wrong. I looked over my left shoulder just in time to take a blow to the left cheeck, which knocked me forward over the railing in front of me. I realised I was now in a favorable position. With ever bit of strength I could muster, I launched my right foot back and connected solidly with his chest. Id swear I felt a rib crack, and he fell backwards over the bus stop bench and didnt get up.


No, it connects with soft tissue supported by bone. No swelling or pain the next day?
LOL, you laughed in his face...in a middle of an attack...by yourself. RIIIIGGHHHTTT.
Where'd you learn that kicking prowess? Not from Judo.

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Originally posted by Serenity The second guy was just now joining the fight, and once more, I had my knife out, ready to strike. A quick slash to his throaght, and plunge it into his back... he'll be no concern and it will be so much fun! But once more, my concience kicked in. "Even if IT self-defense, you will still have killed two people" (If I had stabbed them, they WOULD die. Without question.) "And the Air Force Academy will STILL see that!" So, once more, I begrudgingly closed my blade and returned it to my pocket.


Wait a minute, in the middle of the second guy joining the attack, you were able to reach into your pocket, extend the blade (so he didn't see that too?), you have a conscience 'moment', you then closed the blade and returned it in your pocket...in the middle of an attack...and he didn't strike you?
What happened to your Judo training in all of this? Your 140 pound frame could throw both of them individually.

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snip-  They got away with my homework, (I'm serious!) and the Algebra II book I needed to study for a test today


Ahh now we can see the possible motives for the 'event'.
1) Messing around and not finish your homework and study for your Algebra II test?
2) Maybe you and your girlfriend did something more than you should, and this is the cover story. (explains not doing your homework and test study)
3) You, like a lot of young ones, just made something up for 'acceptance' from the 'group'.
 
THAT would make sense the story and your not fessing up to it.  ;)
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I can't wait to hear his story about having to land the jumbo jet after both pilots mysteriously passed out inflight.
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I really have enjoyed this thread.
Thanks!
Friggin' Hillarious!
Great Stuff!


"This guy was pretty stupid, he didnt realise that punching a guy in the cheeck would cause no pain, as it connects only with bone"
kinda  bothered me.

A buddy of mine tangled with the wrong guy once and was punched in the face.

Shattered his cheek, and broke his eye socket.

One punch.  Fight over.

You trying to tell me THAT doesn't hurt?



(my take.  I bet this really did happen kinda.  I bet he got lightly smacked around by a few locals, and his stuff stolen.  The knife, the broken rib, all the rest is pure rubbish.)
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Wow, this guy suckered you all in . . .


This is clearly a parody of what happened to poor, poor Eskimo2.
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Sorry kid but your lil BIG MAN threats will overload yer hummingbird arse.

I laff in your face over crap like that.  You yourself over all the last past threads make her out to be a trailer skank.  Her parents allow you to spend the night over?  They bought you a T-Shirt with some sexual innuendo on it.

Thank GAWD my Daughters were brought up well and if some panty waste kid ever showed up at my door resembling a character of your nature, he'd leave with more than make up on his face.

So rant all you want, but don't threaten me behind your keyboard.

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Careful Mac..he has a knife. This kid is a killer. :O

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Wow, this guy suckered you all in . . .


This is clearly a parody of what happened to poor, poor Eskimo2.


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Yea Mac, this kid has a bright future in the Air Force Academy. Well probably not. Even with superior firepower and E state he disengages and runs to the ack.........:rofl :rofl :rofl :cry :rofl :lol

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I have been reading retarded posts in this forum for many years, but this is the first time that I've laughed so forcefully and convulsively that I actually spit frothy white sputum all over my expensive computer monitor.  If you don't believe me, I'll soon be posting pictures of the damp tissues to support my claim.  I've laughed so hard that my cheek bones hurt, and they're SOLID BONE!  

Once again, kudos to all who have contributed to this masterpiece.  My only regret is that I did not have a video camera recording the arrival of every post in real-time so I could publish the entire thread to YouTube.

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Perk cheekbones!!!!
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Reading this thread has been a bright spot in my day ever since it started.:lol

I guess the bad guys left him with his creative writing homework assignment.
:rofl :rofl

Oh, BTW Serenity...don't take it for granted that those facial bones are a "solid" as you think they are. I'm an MD who has spent a lot of time working in ED's and have treated plenty of fractures and lacerations that resulted from punches to the face.

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Perk cheekbones!!!!


If you perk cheekbones no one will use them in a fight.  Clearly Hawaiians need a higher eny.

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And the Tongans?
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And mac, you just crossed the line. Say anything you want about me, but leave my girlfriend out of it. If you had an ounce of maturity in you you would keep this to the subject at hand. But you dont. Honestly, theres nothing I can do over the internet, but if you ever make a comment like that to my face, you'd better hope you've got some mace yourself.


Aren't you the one always bringing her up yourself?

My girlfriend this, my girlfriend that... Like the time you talked about the tee-shirt you wore to dinner that talked about her being a slut, and then the photos you posted of her where she looked kinda whorish and you thought it was cool--remember?

And now of course you were on your way to spend the night with her, at her parents house, which all just reeks poor white trashy.

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For ****'s sake, Serenity, you should have told us you had a vlog account of what happened to you... Way better on video than in text.

lemme guess, your girlfriend got you the tie too...



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