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Offline MiloMorai

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« on: September 27, 2007, 12:24:49 AM »
Russian Military Intelligence Analysts are reporting today that one of the United States most secretive spy satellites, the KH-13, targeting Iran was 'destroyed in its orbit' with its main power generator powered by the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and crashing in a remote region of the South American Nation of Peru, and where hundreds are reported to be ill from radiation poisoning.

more,  http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/feedback/20-09-2007/97410-american_spy_satellite-0
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 12:41:51 AM »
Lol the reporter is living in the same parallel universe as Boroda.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 01:21:10 AM »
who cares who's it was, or who shot it down.

The real shame is iran is still uneffected by this.
See thats the problem, we just dont give the people what they want.

Noo..we drop the stuff waaay off mark, when iran's been cryin' for the stuff for years, and we missed the chance to radiate them to boot!.


Shucks.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 01:25:12 AM »
pretty sucky radiation as I have been watching the news for strange deaths in Peru since this occured.

that dumb spy was in the hospital bald by now when the Russkys whacked him with radiation. Those peruvians are still practicing animal husbandry(the bad kind)with llamas and dreaming of the day they are pushing a lawnmower in Santa Barbara
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 07:58:27 AM »
It is interesting to note, too, that Barksdale Air Force Base is where the United States President was 'ordered' to report to on September 11, 2001 by the United States Air Force Strategic Command prior to his being 'transferred' under 'armed escort' to Offutt Air Force Base Strategic Command Center near Omaha, Nebraska, where the first 'truce' between Americas War Leaders and its Military Forces was 'negotiated' by billionaire Warren Buffett as intermediary between the rival power blocs.
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Goodness gracious, I could not have made this garbage up if I had to :rofl
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 08:11:09 AM »
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It is interesting to note, too, that Barksdale Air Force Base is where the United States President was 'ordered' to report to on September 11, 2001 by the United States Air Force Strategic Command prior to his being 'transferred' under 'armed escort' to Offutt Air Force Base Strategic Command Center near Omaha, Nebraska, where the first 'truce' between Americas War Leaders and its Military Forces was 'negotiated' by billionaire Warren Buffett as intermediary between the rival power blocs.
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Goodness gracious, I could not have made this garbage up if I had to :rofl



Hilarious! Better than the Sunday comics.
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 08:14:00 AM »
Ok... I got to ask boroda... with stories like this...

How can you believe anything you read in that paper?  I mean... that would be enough for me to ignore it as a news source.

Here we have tabloids...."elvis is alive"   "giant 3 headed dog attacks Texas town"   that kind of thing... we all just laugh and ignore them while glancing at the headlines while waiting to pay for our groceries.

lazs
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 08:15:25 AM »
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  "giant 3 headed dog attacks Texas town"    



BOOM..........good dog.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 09:23:26 AM »
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Ok... I got to ask boroda... with stories like this...

How can you believe anything you read in that paper?  I mean... that would be enough for me to ignore it as a news source.

Here we have tabloids...."elvis is alive"   "giant 3 headed dog attacks Texas town"   that kind of thing... we all just laugh and ignore them while glancing at the headlines while waiting to pay for our groceries.

lazs


I thought I saw in one of these threads that even Boroda said that Pravda was a joke?
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 10:27:18 AM »
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Ok... I got to ask boroda... with stories like this...

How can you believe anything you read in that paper?  I mean... that would be enough for me to ignore it as a news source.

Here we have tabloids...."elvis is alive"   "giant 3 headed dog attacks Texas town"   that kind of thing... we all just laugh and ignore them while glancing at the headlines while waiting to pay for our groceries.

lazs


I am repeating it 38th time: "pravda.ru" is just an internet tabloid with an English version, and it doesn't have anything common with old "Pravda" newspaper, issued by CPSU Central Committee. The newspaper called "Pravda" now is different from both above-mentioned, in the 90s it was bought by some Greek businessmen, sold and resold, and now I rarely see this "mustard-plaster" anywhere.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 10:56:09 AM »
The Russians know exactly where President Bush was on 9/11/2001 yet couldn't find the Kursk, their own submarine, for days after its accident?

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Western media reports are stating that the US spy satellite debris hitting Peru was caused by a meteor, but which, according to these reports, would be 'impossible' as the size of 30-meter crater, if caused by a meteorite, would have hit the ground with about as much energy as 1 kiloton tactical nuclear weapon, and which would have been recorded by the seismic stations around the World.


BUT Wait if a main power generator powered by the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and crashing in a remote region of the South American Nation of Peru, left the same 30-meter crater BUT nothing was recorded by seismic stations?  Them crafty Americans! What will we think of next?


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It is interesting to note, too, that Barksdale Air Force Base is where the United States President was 'ordered' to report to on September 11, 2001 by the United States Air Force Strategic Command prior to his being 'transferred' under 'armed escort' to Offutt Air Force Base Strategic Command Center near Omaha, Nebraska, where the first 'truce' between Americas War Leaders and its Military Forces was 'negotiated' by billionaire Warren Buffett as intermediary between the rival power blocs.


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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 10:57:40 AM »
I guess now we know how the rest of the world feels about the New York Times.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 11:40:27 AM »
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I guess now we know how the rest of the world feels about the New York Times.


I guess there are more Americans reading Pravda.ru then Russians. Does anyone seriously read NYT daily, not weekend issues?

BTW, many Russians read http://www.inosmi.ru every day. It's a site with translations from foreign press. Believe me, sometimes I am so shocked that I have to look at original articles to be sure what they translate was indeed printed on paper.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 11:41:56 AM »
Did y'all see the byline on that article?

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

Her western subscribers are her sources?  Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa aa!:lol
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 11:52:11 AM by texasmom »
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 11:51:07 AM »
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The Russians know exactly where President Bush was on 9/11/2001 yet couldn't find the Kursk, their own submarine, for days after its accident?


As usual you are either misinformed or just refracting the facts in your usual stereotypical "russians can't do anything good" way.

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BUT Wait if a main power generator powered by the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and crashing in a remote region of the South American Nation of Peru, left the same 30-meter crater BUT nothing was recorded by seismic stations?  Them crafty Americans! What will we think of next?


I have heard that seismic station directors had an urgent meeting, and a personal letter to you is on the way, they want to apologize for not informing you immediately.

Your post is absolutely brilliant. Thank you.
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