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Originally posted by storch
it's hard to tell a person's intent on the intardnet. so in nothing but lightheartedness I believe you really should switch to a more bomb**** friendly country (bish) that way I could lightheartedly find you and obliterate your bombers until you learned to leave the poor hapless but fight facilitating radar alone.
years ago we started a squad dedicated to the sole purpose of eradicating bomb****s and we became very proficient at it. so much so that we became bored with slapping you types down. in time it became so monotonously routine that we simply sort of moved on. however just as in riding your ol' lady er your bicycle it takes but a moment to polish off the fine patina accumulated on the surface and have those skills honed to perfection and mow down any number of you annoying types, in a lighthearted way of course.
Storch, you are one strange cat. How old are you?
I bet you have a Little red baron outfit you wear when you play your cartoon fighter game. You know? The hat, the scarf, the leather jacket to go with your leather chaps. Hers a song that no doubt is before your time. It reminds me of you....sitting there in your little outfit.
After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Storch was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Aces High
In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-looking dog with a big black nose
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Baron shot him down - "Curses, foiled again!"
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Aces High
Now, Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan
He challenged the German to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight
That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Snoopy fired once, and he fired twice
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Aces High
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Aces High
