Try 'SPAM on a Stick'.
On the rare occasion that I get drunk, usualy on a waterski vacation, my BIL and I will sit around the camp fire and roast a whole SPAM loaf on a stick. Pass it around and eat off the crusty parts and re roast, repeat until gone.
As the night progresses we'll start speaking spam. Sort of like pig-latin except for droping the first letter of whatever word you say and substitute SP for it...'Spi Spotta spee, spart or Spi spotta spet spnother speer. By the time 3am rolls around we are too, on the floor...er spoor.
Can't eat the stuff any other way. You gotta admit though, SPAM is way better than Scrapple. That is one 'food' that you really don't want to read the ingredients of.
