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Offline Getback

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« on: October 09, 2007, 08:41:57 AM »
The discussion on rank got me to thinking what I enjoy about flying. Of course the mayhem, carnage, adrenaline rushes all come into play. However, when 99% of us are being anal there are always those one or two guys who see the humor through the smoke and debris.

Early one morning we logged on to find that rooks had taken almost all the bish bases that we took the night before uhg!. One sleepy headed bishop took the burden on himself, Sorry guys, I went to bed last night. (Wish I could remember his cpid).

Then there was GHI, he came over to 21 in his awesome 163 and saw a typhie, In is deep Romanian voice, "He is a Dead Man, No!" And he was.

Just thought I would share a couple.
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 09:01:04 AM »
I have no clue why some people get all worked up over a game. They get shot down and they have to ge so serious and scream on vox "MAYDAY!, MAYDAY! I'M GOING DOWN!" or "DAMMIT!, THAT STUPID NOOB SHOT ME DOWN!" while we people who are here to have fun just laugh, and give the guy who shot us down a .
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 09:05:37 AM »
Usually heard just before a loud SQUEEEK :D
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 09:23:09 AM »
Latrobe,

I looked at the funniest thread you ever saw. Wow, I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard, Bumptard and ENY gone terribly wrong. LOL
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 09:54:01 AM »
Over country channel I like to ask silly questions and watch the responses I get.

For example:

How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?

How do I turn on the headlights?
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 10:48:46 AM »
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Over country channel I like to ask silly questions and watch the responses I get.

For example:

How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?

How do I turn on the headlights?


We both know you really want those answers....
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 10:51:07 AM »
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How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?

 


Fly real fast real low, smack the ground hard (be sure to keep prop up) the only problem is once you get the gear 'retracted' you can't put them back down.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 11:24:57 AM »
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We both know you really want those answers....


I think you mouth is full of bull.
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 11:50:52 AM »
I think your prettythang is gonna be full of foot in a minute if ur not careful....
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Quote from: Skuzzy on May 13, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
Do not get caught up in the country-centric thinking.
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David Foster Walla

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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 11:59:56 AM »
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I think your prettythang is gonna be full of foot in a minute if ur not careful....


Wow, I started thread that I thought would lead to some very funny stories and wit and it comes to this. :huh
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 12:05:27 PM »
lol Getback.... well it's the thought that counts  :aok  

I always like CorkyJr's response when we are on the deck and approaching a seriously larger force of so called dweeb aircraft.

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I think we should shoot them!
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 12:10:42 PM »
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Wow, I started thread that I thought would lead to some very funny stories and wit and it comes to this. :huh


No, don't misunderstand, me and yknurd work together.  Sorry about that.  It was a joke.  You know...wit and humor...

He was referring to my signature.  Recognizing his intent to engage, I used my mental dexterity and prowess to maneuver onto his wit's 6.  I then proceeded to gun him down as he frantically wrenched his neck in his psycological cockpit to keep up with confusing, yet skillful maneuvering.  He now flutters to the ground, anything he says from this point on will be like those AH2 players that get blasted and spray their ammo as they go down....
« Last Edit: October 09, 2007, 12:19:13 PM by SunBat »
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Quote from: Skuzzy on May 13, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
Do not get caught up in the country-centric thinking.
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David Foster Walla

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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 12:16:49 PM »
LOLOLOL

And on me.

Boards are so hard to read the intentions.
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 12:19:03 PM »
Sunbat, Your sig should be mandatory reading material for all noobs
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 12:22:56 PM »
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LOLOLOL

And on me.

Boards are so hard to read the intentions.


LOL.  I made a slight adjustment (edit) to my original explanation so as to paint a more vivid picture of just how the actual fight went down....

Tiger, I thought that one fit nicely....
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Quote from: Skuzzy on May 13, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
Do not get caught up in the country-centric thinking.
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David Foster Walla
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