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Offline john9001

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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2007, 09:51:28 PM »
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Considering he was so very far off from where he believed he was... this one should probably be removed.  

He did indeed need directions... and so do most of y'all.:)


come on t-mom, chris sailed west looking for land and he found it. So what if it was the wrong continent. Give us guys a break. :D
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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2007, 10:21:13 PM »
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come on t-mom, chris sailed west looking for land and he found it. So what if it was the wrong continent. Give us guys a break. :D


touche :D
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2007, 06:31:44 AM »
When I hear the "Splash" in the middle of the night my first reaction is to yell out "Cannon Ball".

But instead I tend to hide my face into the pillow to supress my laughter and drown out the cussing from the bathroom.

Maybe she needed a map or directions?

:D

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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2007, 06:35:43 AM »
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... didn't want to get testosterone on me. hahahaha

TIGERESS


Funny I had  a girlfriend like that once. She Gone.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2007, 06:47:05 AM »
Tigeress

I thought you said a few threads back that you were leaving the O'Club?

You're still here.

Mac
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2007, 06:47:21 AM »
One night very late I had to take a crap but didnt realise I left the seat up, Went to sit then all of a sudden "Holy crap, I should of stopped by now"


Almost ended up in there if I didnt have a corner to grab onto t keep me from falling


Not fun :(
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2007, 09:42:34 AM »
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He helped me figure out how to get ride of my headache.


I`m sure that was just a little slip. :rofl
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2007, 09:44:16 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2007, 09:51:23 AM »
my girlfriend once said that she didn't like me leaving the seat up because if she got up in the middle of the night and fell in because of it she was gonna be pissed.

I told her that considering the size of her butt that there was no danger of that.

often... all women need is some reassurance and sympathy.

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2007, 09:54:29 AM »
Paper towels, Windex....................... ............................. ....:D
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2007, 10:04:56 AM »
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Been there... OMG!

mmmmm... sounds like binding arbitration time :p

Like... I wont throw away the well known men's holey worn out Favorite Teeshirt and Jeans "by accident" kinda arbitration...

What do you think? :rofl

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You would rarely get that chance with me as most of my old clothes become work clothes.
When they get holes in them I just toss them out myself.

But, ok
You learn to put the seat down yourself and you may throw away my old clothes. Even my favorites. LOL
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2007, 10:12:23 AM »
My feeling is I have to have the seat down when I crap.
I always manage to remember to check to make sure the seat is down and I havent fallen in yet.

Anyone stupid enough to not check the seat and fall into the bowl.
deserves exactly what they get. :p
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2007, 01:38:38 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA

Guess I know who's in charge, huh? :p

Reason most men fail at getting such a list of rules past us is...



In the mean time, can anyone guess???

TIGERESS
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2007, 12:32:07 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHA

Guess I know who's in charge, huh? :p

Reason most men fail at getting such a list of rules past us is...



In the mean time, can anyone guess???

TIGERESS


Maybe not at first.
But you'll eventually come around to it ;)
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