My favorite country song.
Dinosaur
By:Hank Williams Jr.
Hey, man them ain't high heel sneakers,
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots.
And that ain't rock 'n roll your playing,
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues.
You're singin' a song about making love to your drummer.
Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.
And we don't all get into Donna Summer.
Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs?
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur.
I should have died out along time before.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Hand me my hat. Excuse me man, but where is the door?
It used to be I had alot of fun in this old hangout.
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights.
Now and then, light a little smoke in the truck out back.
Ah, then a little ole Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Now, you know these flashin' lights sure make me dizzy,
And this disco's very strange to my ears.
It looks like they've turned the Longhorn into a spaceship,
And I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish this beer.
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur.
Should've died out along time before.
There's a whole lot of dinosaurs.
Give us our hats. Excuse me man but where's the door?
Get us our hats. Excuse me man, where is the door?
