Author Topic: What a stuck up @#$% (Read 1679 times)

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:38:59 PM »

You actually were able to read ALL of that??

And people complain about the way I type.

I only scanned over it. The messaging style was just too painful
Amds I drew the same comclusion. We're doomed

But I pretty much got the idea of the post and to reply.

Take solice in these facts

I remember reading somewhere that there are 7 women to every man
In other words, PLENTY more fish in the sea.

Next time she tells you your ugly point this fact out to her.

There is a reason why you see many more 50 year old men with 20 something year old women then you do 50 year old women with 20 something year old men....
Men age MUCH more gracefully then women

So while she may look good and be popular now....
This wont last forever.
time will come when she will be happy to attract admiring looks from ANY man after her husband leaves her for a newer model.
And you will still be able to take your pick.

Then remember this because 30 years from now you will run into her again.
Then you can have your sweet revenge by doing as I did.

There was this HOT girl in school named Cathy. She was also well known for being a biotch,class A.
Same type attitude.
some years ago I was attending a wedding when all of a sudden I hear a
"Hi Tom! How you doing?"

I turn around and I recognise her face immediately. then I look at the rest of her and it was like "IT IS BALLOOON!"
Time was not kind to her. turns out she got married, popped out a couple of puppies then do what many women do and let herself go to chit.
In the breif conversation I had with her I had flashbacks of her snooty attitude towards anyone who wasnt in "the most pretty" group.

I thought about if I should really do it to her and decided for me and all the others she had this one comming to her. I said...
"So you've lost some weight.'
She replied with a smile as though I knew enough to notice. "why yes I did thank you"
Knowing I had her in my trap I sprung it on her.
"Look behind you. you'll find it."

Yes revenge can be sweet

acfireguy26 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:41:42 PM »

(Second time I had to use this today.)

Mr No Name · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »

sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:47:18 PM »

Cheerleaders were nothing more than punch cards, when I was in HS. Tell her to bl.., err get lost.

midnight Target · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:50:09 PM »

Yeeeessss! More minimum wage workers..... buahahahahahahahahahaha!

SuBWaYCH · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:50:58 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target

Yeeeessss! More minimum wage workers..... buahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hoffman · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:37:05 PM »

^ My train of thought through the whole thing...

then I realized... wait a minute... I have to pay this girl to hand me my # 3 with a coke:O

Don't worry bud, 20 seconds out of High School not one soul really cares.
The women are much less shallow in College... most of the time.

Neubob · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:42:00 PM »

Another quaalude and she'll love you again, mang!

Thrawn · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:55:46 PM »

Oogly, answer this question honestly. Is she hot? Not, "Do you think she's hot.".

Objectively, would most other guys look at here and think she's hot? If so, where would she be rated on the the classic scale of 1 - 10?

SOB · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:02:55 PM »

Get off the Internets and go milk them cows, ya cheesehead.

rpm · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:47:53 PM »

I pull out my robe and wizard hat...

nirvana · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:19:17 PM »

W00t high school, only 2 and a half months left.

Hang in there, it gets a little better as your get older. Besides, a girl that acts like that doesn't deserve anything from anyone, except perhaps a kick in the ass.

kamilyun · « **Reply #27 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:25:30 PM »

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Originally posted by Mr No Name
sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.

That's actually brilliant advice. Or a comment about cheese would work, too.

And in general, you're better off just ignoring skanks like this anyway. Attention potatos thrive on...well...attention.

Wolfala · « **Reply #28 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:30:40 PM »

Ya know the funny thing? She'll get ridden train and be worn out by the time she hits graduation.

APDrone · « **Reply #29 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:33:42 PM »

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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...

I am thoroughly disgusted that it took until page 2 for this to come out.

You guys are getting soft.

Slackers..