Author Topic: What a stuck up @#$% (Read 1659 times)

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:34:09 PM »

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Originally posted by Mr No Name
sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.

Out of all the replies, this was the most pertinent. If you do this, AND play your cards right, she might sleep with you in order to "Prove Something."

Mr No Name · « **Reply #31 on:** November 13, 2007, 12:02:40 AM »

exactly laser... i was thinking it but didnt say it... was a technique i used to pick up chicks in bars.... pay more attention to the lesss attractive one and pointing out a minor flaw with the hottie... bammo---- success... she has to win your attention...

cary grant once said if you want to sleep with a woman, tell her you are impotent... she will do ANYTHING to prove you wrong.

FrodeMk3 · « **Reply #32 on:** November 13, 2007, 12:13:38 AM »

Congratulations, Oogly. This one got to a high-enough tier on the funny meter that I had to jump up and crash the B-room door to pee.

Listen, this could be a lot of things. You might have done something damaging if what you said here is correct:

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(I lost it here... kaleigh (which she totally spelled wrong) is my girlfriend, who I would do anything for... I swear, if I were to be talking to this girl in person... I would literally slap her till she bled.)

If this is true, depending on how jealous your GF is, and how serious it is, you could risk having this girl show the whole conversation to your GF, if indeed they are friends. You might have some explaining as to why you were talking to a strange girl on an IM in the first place. To tell the truth, it could all be your GF and her friend trying to cause some kind of soap-opera havoc.

(Disclaimer:The gist of this idea comes from the well-known fact, That while you are dating, Your whole life and it's secrets become known to a GF's inner circle of friends. One of the inner circle will be you GF's Sec. of state, or manager of internal affairs, who will have as much intel on you as possible.)

Consider this a test of whether or not you are comfortable living at the center of a conspiracy to ridiculously test your devotion to your GF. This may be out of line, but watch the look on the *****'s face when your GF tells her Best that your last date ended in the back seat of your car after curfew, and not by just saying 'goodnight' 30 min. before daddy wants here home.

At that point, her best has lost( because you won the hand of your GF) and slowly, you will completely occupy the territory once held by your GF's best, such as most intimate secrets, first phone call and most phone time now goes to you instead of Best, etc.

Watch the tactical mistakes, though! Don't fall for a troll like that again.Might be a pettilly-jealous best friend trying to out-manuever you and cause probs between you and your GF.

P.S. Alot of this Had the input of my wife. It sounded WAY to fishy to her.

Dago · « **Reply #33 on:** November 13, 2007, 07:02:07 AM »

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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...

Bummer, I was going to use that one! You beat me to it.

WMLute · « **Reply #34 on:** November 13, 2007, 08:01:09 AM »

Was in LOVE with this girl in the 8th grade. I thought she was the most incredible thing to grace this planet ever! (we rode the same bus)

She on the other hand, didn't share my views. (I had not entered in my Addonis stage yet) I was just a "friend" she said, but still led me giving me JUST enough hope to keep at it for the next year or two.

Flash forward 4 yrs.

I had transfered schools, became quite the stud, and ran into her @ a carnival @ a local University.

She and her b/f were there together and fighting. When she saw me she ran over and was all over me. Flirt, hug, squeez, gush, flirt, man she really poured it on thick. After a few min. of this, and right infront of her boyfriend, she asked if I wanted to "go back to her place" (wink wink).

I had just let her go on and on and on, saying very little the whole time. I think she just assumed I would fall all over myself to sleep with her.

Finally I dropped the bomb. It was Life Lesson time.

I laughed, mocked, and teased her telling her she was WAY below my standards, and she didn't have a chance in hell of "being" with me. I really tore into her.

She actually cried. (Woot)

She walked back over to her b/f and made all "nice nice" and right as they walked of he turned back and gave me a smile. I bet he almost enjoyed that as much as I did.

Would I have liked to sleep with the girl I obsessed over for years? Oh heck yeah I would. Did doing what I did "feel" better than any sex woulda?

You bet ya'.

RTHolmes · « **Reply #35 on:** November 13, 2007, 08:23:17 AM »

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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...

...still funny

Suave · « **Reply #36 on:** November 13, 2007, 08:31:18 AM »

This is quite probably a troll but anyway...

Women have about 3 choices after HS.
1 Latch on to some laborer right out of HS and get knockedup.
2 Sex their way through life untill they're undesirable.
3 Become an independant proffesional.
Girls who are cheerleaders in the popular clique rarely opt for number 3.

That has been my personal experience where I grew up. Maybe things are different in different parts of the country, I don't know.

So don't sweat it. Six years from now she'll either be a fat mother of three married to a wage slave worker drone or she'll still be wearing her cheerleader uniform occassionally to pay the rent and buy formula to feed her baby Lashawnda.

She's laughing now, but in a few years, if she's not a fat brood mother, she'll be hoping that you'll invite her over to your table so she can rub her bellybutton on your groin untill you throw her a couple of bones from your fat college educated wallet.

JB73 · « **Reply #37 on:** November 13, 2007, 08:57:36 AM »

there are no words....

really there were no actual words in that chat were there?

Engine · « **Reply #38 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:09:00 AM »

+10 points to Lute for making a heifer weep

Mojava · « **Reply #39 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:09:48 AM »

Pretty sure you where talking to another man!

Xargos · « **Reply #40 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:10:47 AM »

The pretty one aren't normally the best in bed anyway. It's better to go after the mediocre ones, they're better...

moot · « **Reply #41 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:19:43 AM »

The truly pretty ones are the best in bed. No contest

They have beauty more than skin deep.

Oogly, you are wasting your time with that bonehead. Move on.

Tiger · « **Reply #42 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:40:50 AM »

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

MotorOil1 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:57:31 AM »

Ahh, to be young and in High school again!

2 min after high school ends and real life settles in these types of soap operas seem funny. Where will this chick be in a few years.

MotorOil1 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:58:56 AM »

P.S. all the geeks and nerds from my class now have the best jobs, cars, houses and some of them have the hottest wives! I laugh (in a good way) when I meet up with old HS friends from the past.