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Offline JBA

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« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2007, 10:39:17 AM »
Your post should have started with a

 

Delving into he mind of the retard is dangerous.  



I’ll never get back those 58 seconds, thanks
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« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2007, 10:40:55 AM »
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Ahh, to be young and in High school again!

2 min after High School....... Where will this chick be.


Learning the delicate intricacies of pole dancing.
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« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2007, 11:26:16 AM »
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Learning the delicate intricacies of pole dancing.


Strippers are people too...
Where would our society be without them?
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« Reply #48 on: November 13, 2007, 11:28:04 AM »
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God they don't let people like that breed do they?:O


I knew it.  Sadly, it is now confirmed. Someone (or many someones) HAS been pissing in the gene pool.  Get the lifeguard!!:noid
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« Reply #49 on: November 13, 2007, 11:30:18 AM »
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God they don't let people like that breed do they?:O


Unfortuneatly they have no mandated birth control and required tests to have children.  I've been lobbying my senator, but he thinks it's a very un-American idea.  I tried to tell him I'm trying to save America, but he has yet to see the light.  Maybe I should forward him a transcript of that conversation
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« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2007, 11:44:55 AM »
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Strippers are people too...
Where would our society be without them?


DiabloTX may have a different opinion on that....
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Offline Rich46yo

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« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2007, 11:50:07 AM »
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Originally posted by Suave
This is quite probably a troll but anyway...

Women have about 3 choices after HS.
1 Latch on to some laborer right out of HS and get knockedup.
2 Sex their way through life untill they're undesirable.
3 Become an independant proffesional.
Girls who are cheerleaders in the popular clique rarely opt for number 3.

That has been my personal experience where I grew up. Maybe things are different in different parts of the country, I don't know.

So don't sweat it. Six years from now she'll either be a fat mother of three married to a wage slave worker drone or she'll still be wearing her cheerleader uniform occassionally to pay the rent and buy formula to feed her baby Lashawnda.

She's laughing now, but in a few years, if she's not a fat brood mother, she'll be hoping that you'll invite her over to your table so she can rub her bellybutton on your groin untill you throw her a couple of bones from your fat college educated wallet.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Offline VonMessa

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« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2007, 11:55:35 AM »
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This will probabally get skuzzified, but heres my take


She is a stuck up spoiled brat (see - prostitute) who will probabally be pregnant by an unknown person by the time she is 18. Apparently she dont seem to care about her education because just of the way she talks/spells, etc.  You may run into her at mcdonalds after she graduates (drops out) asking if you want to large size your order.  By then she will be pregnant a 2nd time with an unknown person.

Girls like that are fun to bellybutton with because they usually make a big deal over every little thing.

Have some fun with it, find some show or favorite character she likes and send her very wrong pictures of it so it will be stuck in her head.


I'm still waiting for the "Would you like fries with that?" from ACK-ACK







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« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2007, 12:02:21 PM »
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Out of all the replies, this was the most pertinent.  If you do this, AND play your cards right, she might sleep with you in order to "Prove Something."



And THAT is when you convince her that you need to "go to her house" and "enter through the rear entrance"  since that WOULD be an almost foolproof method of birth control.  From the quality of her responses to you, it shouldn't be difficult to get past her "mental defenses" and show her the truth of your logic.  

Or you could tell her that you refuse to correspond with her because it is not honorable to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2007, 12:06:34 PM »
Or look at her in a few days and say "Gawd! have you been putting on weight?!?"


Or if you are sure she is a slut and gets around a lot, use the line above and add "Oh, I thought you was because your stomach looks bigger then it did several weeks ago"



Guaranteed to make her  BAWWWW, or at least go crazy thinking she is getting fat or pregnant :D
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« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2007, 01:15:43 PM »
Girls like that only serve one purpose.

stolen from Family Guy:

"you are what we call a 'practice girl' "
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« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2007, 02:24:14 PM »
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DiabloTX may have a different opinion on that....
Ok, you owe me 1 monitor cleaning.:rofl
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« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2007, 02:35:01 PM »
Girls are awful, I don't know how boys survive them.
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« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2007, 02:48:51 PM »
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Here's an MSN conversation I had with this new girl who added me.  


If that is a real conversation and not completely made up, you should both be shot.
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« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2007, 03:11:45 PM »
NO, it was real.  Honest...
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