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Offline 1K3

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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 07:19:34 PM »
engrish (with some minor edits to take out residual Kanji/Kana)


   
Here is a difficult pimp (you are not knowin)
Tryin when you retrieve the money, the rent (you are not knowin)
Money spent, cadillacs and gas (you are not knowin)
[1] for a lot of b itches talkin s hit (you are not knowin)
[2] are a lot of b itches talkin s hit (you are not knowin)


My, my eyes I saw some street Crazy thangs
GOTTAKAPPURU hoes workin me, the changes
However, tight game to keep my return to the game Kobe's night
Takin like Ho do not know, the right to know is not
I saw people were killed, I saw people deal completed
Never-before-seen live in poverty people's diet
Where I live in a mess, but it just how it is
New may be you, it was a few years ago from this by
It was blood sweat and tears they shed when you come down to it is this
I have become rich tryin 'out front, this B ITCHIAUTO
Tryin is thangs However, I know it is difficult to 'pimp
However, I was prayin and I was hopin to God RITAKUNAI, yeah


Man seems to me is duckin dodgin bullets everyday
I got my n iggaz hatin cause of the hoes on the tray.
However, gotta stay paid, Gotta stay on water
Hoes could not keep up with me, it is difficult when the s hit
North Memphis where I was from, I was 7th Street Bound
Where n iggaz all the time lost and the end is never found
The man thinks, these girls prove thangs, the big head to leave
From hopin every night, not a dead end bein
I had the snow waiting for a rabbit, a black girl too
You pay a reasonable price for both you and they have
That's the way the game is, Gotta keep strictly pimpin
I was tight GOTTAHASSURU (gotta hustle), these women off to change Makin, yeah
« Last Edit: November 15, 2007, 07:23:50 PM by 1K3 »

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 08:44:30 PM »
GOTTAHASSURU :rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Tigeress

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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 11:37:49 PM »
This thread is very cute!

Cay you say? Lost in translation?

TIGERESS

Origional:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

English->Japanese->Engrish:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers pulled this continent, a new nation is the freedom to think and to create a specific proposition that all men are not the same.

Offline Rolex

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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 12:37:23 AM »
Shock... Machine translation into English then back into Japanese makes some very strange and humorous Japanese. ;)

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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 01:12:54 AM »
Wanna bet?

“qKETAI?