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What if Lucifer conquered heaven?
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2007, 03:33:40 PM »
Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2007, 03:33:44 PM »
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Are you just Happy to see me or is that a Penguin in yer pocket?

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2007, 03:35:12 PM »
Don't go knocking on Alaska, now. Y'all are likely to get into trouble for that
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2007, 03:35:22 PM »
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Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.


:rofl

TxMom ya never go to Hooters for the Food... the "Feast" is elsewhere.

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2007, 03:36:24 PM »
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:rofl  TxMom ya never go to Hooters for the Food... the "Feast" is elsewhere. :D Mac


*rolling my eyes*  I know, it's soooo non-practical.
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2007, 03:41:12 PM »
Eagl would be chief editor of the penal code hacks:
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What I want to see:

Kidnap a radical muslim Imam during ramadan, and shoot a crappy home video of him tied on the floor.  Hooded rednecks will be in the background holding beer and eating something greasy while daylight clearly shines in through the window.  Behind them on the wall will be hung at least one sports illustrated swimsuit issue pinup and the the URL http://www.playboy.com.

A long boring statement of why NASCAR and those half-naked girls that hold the numbers between boxing rounds are a good idea will be read, followed by a reading of the US constitution and every amendment.  At the end of the statement, the bound and blindfolded Imam will be asked to renounce Jihad and embrace cultural relativism.  If he refuses, a hooters girl will sneak up behind him and give him a tequilla shooter with a beer chaser.  He'll also be dressed in a hawaiian shirt and a hat that says "god is great and Earnhardt is his prophet".

The video will be released on the intarweb and Fox will of course run it after stating that they have no idea who sent them the tape and are so sorry they can't possibly help find the people who filmed it.

The Imam will be found a week later drunk and passed out in an Arabic public marketplace with a tattoo of Muhammed on his left shoulder, a half-empty MGD in his hand, a compact book of Mormon in his pocket, and a mickey mouse hat duct-taped to his head.  His finger and toenails will be painted pink and his beard will have been shaven.

And every time a hostage is taken and killed or beheaded, we should repeat this general gameplan.  Variations include simply taking the kidnap subject to disneyland or the coors bottling plant, videotaping the trip, and sending a copy of the tape to his entire family.  They need to know that torture and terror works both ways!
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Re: Correctional Branch
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2007, 03:43:07 PM »
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Eagl would be chief editor of the penal code hacks:


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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2007, 03:46:02 PM »
I not understand how nation can claim superiority when such matters as faith can be made into a joke. No respect for messiah and no respect for god. No respect for god, all social fabric soon comes unraveled.

I do not have envy for Christians.

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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2007, 03:48:45 PM »
That's it, Eagl, grab him.  He's first to use in the demonstration tape.
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2007, 03:50:09 PM »
I like how eagl thinks!

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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2007, 03:50:14 PM »
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I not understand superiority faith joke respect god Christians

Then again I think I just bit real hard on that bait! :lol
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2007, 03:55:46 PM »
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I not understand how nation can claim superiority when such matters as faith can be made into a joke. No respect for messiah and no respect for god. No respect for god, all social fabric soon comes unraveled.

I do not have envy for Christians.


this from a shade with the sig...love for my god, lust for my bmw.

whatever.

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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2007, 04:01:12 PM »
Doesn't look like flame bait, so much as someone playing pushover..
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Re: Revisions in etiquette
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2007, 04:26:13 PM »
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You could donkey punch Nancy Grace and not feel guilty about it?



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« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2007, 04:28:19 PM »
Don't punch her right now though. Ain't she in the hospital after complications from childbirth?
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