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Offline Neubob

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What if Lucifer conquered heaven?
« on: November 18, 2007, 02:45:38 PM »
Would it really make a difference?

I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.

And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.

I'm okay with it. Thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 02:51:45 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 02:53:33 PM »
you forgot to mention the burning fire pain that lasts forever.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 02:54:50 PM »

We'd have no Tabasco Sauce?
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 02:54:53 PM »
Why do you think that the folks would be more exciting?
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 02:56:56 PM »
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Why do you think that the folks would be more exciting?

if you have to ask......
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 02:57:45 PM »

No dam Hooters Hot Wings?
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 03:03:04 PM »
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if you have to ask......


It's a legitimate question.  What would make it more exciting to have the folks there if Satan running heaven?
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Re: What if Lucifer conquered heaven?
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 03:04:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Neubob
Would it really make a difference?

I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.

And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.

I'm okay with it. Thoughts?


um....hello!

harps and cherubs, lions and lambs, George Burns...

vs.

fiery pits o' demons, weeping, gnashing of teeth, Adam Sandler...

:huh
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 03:10:44 PM »
Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.

I think a change in management may be refreshing... And think of it this way, the illegal aliens from Hell can be used for cheap labor. It's a win win.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2007, 03:23:11 PM »
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Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.

I think a change in management may be refreshing... And think of it this way, the illegal aliens from Hell can be used for cheap labor. It's a win win.


This argument has to make an awful lot of assumptions, Neubob. One is that Satan, who according to some writings, was pissed off partly because of God's seemingly endless tolerance and love for the Human race, started the whole war in heaven thing in the first place. If Satan won, He might use it as an oppurtunity to get even with humanity. I'm sure there's quite a few other reasons' why it might be an extraordinarily bad thing.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »
Recently spotted on a very hot chick's tshirt:
"Good girls go to Heaven
Bad girls go anywhere"
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2007, 03:30:18 PM »
You could donkey punch Nancy Grace and not feel guilty about it?
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2007, 03:31:00 PM »
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No dam Hooters Hot Wings?


:rofl

 anchorage?  :huh
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2007, 03:31:43 PM »
Ex's in Texas would all of a sudden burst into flames?

Nooooo... they'd be in Bikinis

Chit.... nevermind.
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