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« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2007, 04:41:25 PM »
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Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
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I agree, but then again, who's there to eat wings!:D

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« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2007, 05:39:00 PM »
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Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.


They sell wings at Hooters?
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« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2007, 06:19:11 PM »
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They sell wings at Hooters?



When did they start doing that?
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« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2007, 08:09:24 PM »
If my understanding of Bible is correct, Satan taking control of heaven would mean nothing. It's not like Gods power is derived from his location.

"heaven and earth may pass away, but the word is forever" seems clear that heaven is just a place.

As far as hooters goes, the one at the Mall of America in Minnesota seems to have forgotten the premise on which the establishment was founded... the wings are the largest pieces of meet to come to your table...  :(
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Re: What if Lucifer conquered heaven?
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2007, 08:26:29 PM »
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Would it really make a difference?

I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.

And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.

I'm okay with it. Thoughts?


It would mean socialism on earth.  No personal achievements, no personal rights, focus on the collective...


The church and religion is wrong in thinking that other people and god are more important then yourself.
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« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2007, 08:35:51 PM »
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They sell wings at Hooters?


Not really. Cold greasy chicken parts dripping in a salty red slime is all I've ever seen at Hooters.

Well, that and a bunch of stuck up little bimbos wearing Victoria Secret helper devices.

Hooters is sort of like a bad booby bar. Overpriced low quality food and beverages with a cheap floor show. I prefer a higher quality level. Of food, beverages, AND women.
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« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2007, 08:48:15 PM »
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Not really. Cold greasy chicken parts dripping in a salty red slime is all I've ever seen at Hooters.
Umm . . . On second thought, I am just going to let this one go . . .
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« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2007, 09:00:29 PM »
What really grabbed my attention was that TxMom responded quickly about the hot wings...

TxMom what the Hell you doing in Hooters?

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« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2007, 09:03:37 PM »
Imo, quit worrying about heaven and hell. There is no condemnation. Your purpose is to screw up here. God understands that, apparently man doesn't. As for Satan... there's none of him. Man has been scared of himself all these years and calling him Satan. Satan's not actually an actual entity, but is more a representation of man's own thoughts and misguided truths appropriated about the universe. All the bads thing wrought throughout time hasn't been caused by Satan, it's been caused by us. No religion in this world has an exact reprensentation of the word of God. The very act of this dimension causes things to be scewed. It's like sticking a straw in a glass of water, the truth will be bent here, no matter how good the intentions.

We're all meant to be a creation of God's own image, as we are. The only thing that screws it up is our own misknowledge of the situation. The more you learn the more Godly you became, hence less fear, hate, pain, and etc. Obviously the more you know the less there is to fear.  You'll become more of an exact representation of your creator.

Imo there is only one deity in this universe and thats God, which represents pure love. So there is nothing to fear. So don't fear God, don't fear Satan, the only thing we have to fear is ourselves. And the more evolved the human race becomes, we won't even have to fear that. And then....Perfect peace.

Just my two cents..

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« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2007, 09:05:24 PM »
The HTBBS would be overrun by idiotic right wing nutjobs....








wait a minute!

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« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2007, 10:50:34 PM »
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No dam Hooters Hot Wings?


   Peepers?

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« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2007, 10:57:07 PM »
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Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.



Not according to Milton... Hell was built upon the fiery lake where the fallen came to rest. Hell did not exist before the Rebellion. As far as wanting to go "home", there's that whole "better to rule in Hell..." thing.

Or did you think that was from Wrath of Khan?

One of my favorite books. Paradise Lost that is, not Wrath of Khan.
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« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2007, 11:45:54 PM »
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What really grabbed my attention was that TxMom responded quickly about the hot wings...
TxMom what the Hell you doing in Hooters?
:rofl Mac
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ROFL Mac! :aok

I work a few buildings down from Hooters (never been into one).  A few times a year the Hooters gals get all dressed down & come into our office complex passing out wings to all folks in the building, with their business cards, coupons & a little pack of wings.

*edit* You know, they don't have to serve 3rd rate food & try to make up for it with boobs.  They could serve 1st rate food & still have the hooters gals there.  Doesn't make good business sense to have sucky food.
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« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2007, 11:48:30 PM »
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ROFL Mac! :aok

I work a few buildings down from Hooters (never been into one).  A few times a year the Hooters gals get all dressed down & come into our office complex passing out wings to all folks in the building, with their business cards, coupons & a little pack of wings.



Why don't they ever get dressed down and come over to my house!


that sucks!  >:)
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« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2007, 11:52:40 PM »
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Not according to Milton... Hell was built upon the fiery lake where the fallen came to rest. Hell did not exist before the Rebellion. As far as wanting to go "home", there's that whole "better to rule in Hell..." thing.

Or did you think that was from Wrath of Khan?

One of my favorite books. Paradise Lost that is, not Wrath of Khan.


If you believe in a lake of fire and all that stuff it's amazing. Much of the bible is written as symbolism taken from the minds of it's authors as dictated from the point of inspiration. Every artist knows that the incipient idea begins clean and pure but is altered as it passes through their mind into manifestation. Such is the bible, pure in it's first idea form, but tainted as it passed through the imperfect minds of the imperfect men that authored it. Not totally false though, just perverted. It takes someone who can cut through to it's idea form.

People believing the bible word for word is as ludicrous as killing your only begotten son. Wake up, stop believing every word without knowing what it really means and trying to act on it. There is truth in the bible but it solely doesn't have to be known from there. There is truth everywhere. Man has this need to believe that God acts as petty and spiteful as he does. I believe he is above acting with the same hate and revenge as man does. Due to his pure elevated state of love and understanding. Thus he is God.