Author Topic: Ever been this drunk????? (Read 855 times)

Tango · « **on:** November 18, 2007, 04:57:05 PM »

http://www.ziddio.com/oneVideo.zd?dispatch=fetch&artifactId=32831

I wonder how many he had before his wife made him go to the store.

texasmom · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:20:19 PM »

LOL ~ omg

Wow:lol

LOL and LOL

"hang on, I been drinking all day"

"my wife's gonna kick your prettythang"

RedTop · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:21:35 PM »

snort

I been drinkin all day....I got to pee...just a second......AHHHHHH I KNOW MY RIGHTS I KNOW MY RIGHTS......Is it illegal to cut grass?

snort

Moron:cry

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:25:12 PM »

I'd have let the guy take a leak.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:29:52 PM »

That has to be one of the most bizzar cop footage I've ever seen LMAO.

First.

the cop- "your not supposed to be riding a lawnmower on a highway"

A highway?????

What the hell kind of out of the way timbucktwo town is that that a side road barely wide enough for two vehicles to pass going in opposite directions is considered a "highway"??

He'd have a nervous breakdown here in NJ if he ever got on one of our highways LOL
Then again its unlikely anyone here would get pulled over for riding a lawnmower on that type of road. Hell in the summer I see it all the time where neighbors of friends will drive from one yard, to another a few vlocks away and do each other lawns.

Hardly an odd sight unless it really was on a highway

that was NOT a highway

This is a side road
Side road

This is one of NJs narrowest highways. Taken about 5 min from my house in Princeton (not exactly a big city kind of town

then the use of the mace.
What was the point?
Seemed hardly needed,

so if he peed you let him finish, then nail him for urinating in public

Im not nailing the cop for abuse. I'd stop short of that
just the whole thing from start to finish seemed bizzar and downright silly

Staged perhaps?

Tango · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:35:58 PM »

Its not so much that he had a lawnmower on the road but that he was DRINKING and driving it on the road.

As for the highway part, it probably was a main traffic road for that part of the county/parish he was in. Around here where I live he would have been a menace for all the logging trucks coming and going.

john9001 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:45:00 PM »

cops, protect and serve.

culero · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:47:14 PM »

Aww hell, that cop had no call doing that. What Dred said.

As to the subject question....jeez, orders of magnitude worse. The stories I could tell!

You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Let's just say he wasn't amused, LOL

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2007, 06:21:29 PM »

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Originally posted by Tango
Its not so much that he had a lawnmower on the road but that he was DRINKING and driving it on the road.

As for the highway part, it probably was a main traffic road for that part of the county/parish he was in. Around here where I live he would have been a menace for all the logging trucks coming and going.

LMAO And how much traffic you think they get on a road that size..mmm 1-2 trucks a week?

around here thats just a step up from a dirt path. barely worth paving
Big trucks wouldnt even be allowed ona road that size in most parts of this state.
the trucks would be considered the hazard

Hell the neighborhood roads in our suburbs are wider then that.
We have driveways wider then that.
Hell the road in front of my house is about that wide.

LOL im not trashing you.
it just strikes me as hysterically funny that anyone could consider a road that size a "main road"
That good ol boy would think he was placed in the middle of a nascar track around here.

Give him a nervous breakdown for sure

Spikes · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2007, 07:24:42 PM »

moot · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2007, 08:13:45 PM »

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Originally posted by culero
You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Dude!

Tango · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2007, 08:15:43 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
LMAO And how much traffic you think they get on a road that size..mmm 1-2 trucks a week?

around here thats just a step up from a dirt path. barely worth paving
Big trucks wouldnt even be allowed ona road that size in most parts of this state.
the trucks would be considered the hazard

Hell the neighborhood roads in our suburbs are wider then that.
We have driveways wider then that.
Hell the road in front of my house is about that wide.

LOL im not trashing you.
it just strikes me as hysterically funny that anyone could consider a road that size a "main road"
That good ol boy would think he was placed in the middle of a nascar track around here.

Give him a nervous breakdown for sure

Theres ALOT more traffic than you may think. This is logging country and if that area was too then yes he could have caused problems.

Dace · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2007, 08:16:13 PM »

..."My wifes gonna kick your prettythang!!"

AWMac · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2007, 09:16:33 PM »

Kinda looked staged to me. The cop had to back up and reposition the cruiser for the dashcam? Why?

It did have some funny lines in it though..

"My wife is gonna kick your prettythang!!!"

Mac

FiLtH · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2007, 10:49:01 PM »

Ya it seemed staged to me.