OK..wutdafxup

[yanksfan]

Originally posted by Erkel

Oh, and whats up with the "magic E", and rook 190's overtaking nit LA's in flat flight?

 

LA Dweeb cryin, ya gotta love it:rofl

[crockett]

1) Machine Guns don't kill people. Rooks kill People.

2) There is no capture of Rook bases . Just the bases the Rooks allow to to be taken, before we decide to lay down the law.

3) Rooks do not sleep. We wait.  

4) The chief export of the Rooks is Pain.

5)  Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to one Rook bomber dropping it's load.  

6) Rooks have two speeds. Take Off and Killing.

7) The leading causes of death in Aces High are: 1. Augers 2. Rooks 3. Augers running away from a Rook

8) The Rooks don't worry about score. The score worries about the Rooks.

9) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of The Rook's warm-up exercises.

10) The Rooks don't go hunting.... THE ROOKS GO KILLING

[Rich46yo]

Rooks are basically superior human beings in every way. Not just in this game. Were smarter, better looking, have bigger schwansticklers, and lucky as heck. Were like the guy "Bob" in the male enhancement videos.

                              So its no surprise when we kick butt. What surprises me is that there are any knits and Bish left alive after a night of play.

[SirLoin]

since i sent a bottle of scotch over to HTC,puff ack hasn't killed me once..this was 2 years ago.

[Frodo]

Frodo

[Gatr]

So ahhh  I couldn't help myself!!!

When ROOK's do push ups they don't go up the EARTH goes down.....

mahaaaahaaaaaa
When a Rook and Chuck Norris get into a fite.....  
Well yeah you know.....
MAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAA


Dangit biotch where's my BEER!!!!!!

[storch]

Originally posted by yanksfan
LA Dweeb cryin, ya gotta love it:rofl

do a profile on that nugget.  

[storch]

Originally posted by SirLoin
since i sent a bottle of scotch over to HTC,puff ack hasn't killed me once..this was 2 years ago.

ok but your liver fell out on the bus on the way to school or something.

[bj229r]

I see black helicopters

[KTM520guy]

The Rooks pay to win. It's always been like that. Really, you should have known.

[MjTalon]

Originally posted by crockett
1) Machine Guns don't kill people. Rooks kill People.

2) There is no capture of Rook bases . Just the bases the Rooks allow to to be taken, before we decide to lay down the law.

3) Rooks do not sleep. We wait.  

4) The chief export of the Rooks is Pain.

5)  Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to one Rook bomber dropping it's load.  

6) Rooks have two speeds. Take Off and Killing.

7) The leading causes of death in Aces High are: 1. Augers 2. Rooks 3. Augers running away from a Rook

8) The Rooks don't worry about score. The score worries about the Rooks.

9) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of The Rook's warm-up exercises.

10) The Rooks don't go hunting.... THE ROOKS GO KILLING

 That's us alright! The mighty rooks > you

[AWwrgwy]

Originally posted by WMLute
I hit an nme m3 3 times in my tiger and watched the rounds bounce off.

Thought that was "odd".

But THIS I gota share.

Ok, 40ms connection, basically flat variance. (preface here)

I just killed ord @ a field and had 1k egg left.  I was doing a zoom climb, and decided to pickle the egg and kill the 2-3 con's behind me.

After I dropped it, it made an "odd" falling noise.  I have never heard that noise  before.  I look around and the eggs was falling UPWARDS!.

Seriously, a sec. or two after I pickled it, it was behind, and above me, and I was in a zoom climb.  After @ 2-3 seconds it started falling "normally".

Explain THAT one to me.

BTW this was in Orange.

(I blame ATT btw...  HTC should be pitching a fit w/ them and their network people)

Inertia.

If you're doing a zoom climb, so is the bomb attached to your plane.  Pickle it going up and you transfer that energy to the bomb and it continues up until gravity overcomes the inertia.

You know, you can "throw" bombs like this.



wrngway

[68Boomer]

Originally posted by crockett
1) Machine Guns don't kill people. Rooks kill People.

2) There is no capture of Rook bases . Just the bases the Rooks allow to to be taken, before we decide to lay down the law.

3) Rooks do not sleep. We wait.  

4) The chief export of the Rooks is Pain.

5)  Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to one Rook bomber dropping it's load.  

6) Rooks have two speeds. Take Off and Killing.

7) The leading causes of death in Aces High are: 1. Augers 2. Rooks 3. Augers running away from a Rook

8) The Rooks don't worry about score. The score worries about the Rooks.

9) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of The Rook's warm-up exercises.

10) The Rooks don't go hunting.... THE ROOKS GO KILLING

Oh Brother...Someone please pass the Promethazine.

(B4 you ask...it's an Anti-emetic that helps you to stop throwing up)

[SunBat]

Well fantastic.  The day the rookbots get handed out Sunbat is getting pwned by relatives and decorations....

[BaldEagl]

Originally posted by killnu
I landed an A8 at a field.  Waited for about 3-5 seconds for Karaya to land, to tower out together (cute, i know).  I hit the tower button on clipboard as karaya says go.  "you have been killed".  Yea, explain that one.  At least Karaya thought it was funny.  And no, my plane was not bouncing...ive done that before.

There is a bug.  If you land an A8 wheels up you've got to get out quick or it will give you a death.