Originally posted by crockett
1) Machine Guns don't kill people. Rooks kill People.
2) There is no capture of Rook bases . Just the bases the Rooks allow to to be taken, before we decide to lay down the law.
3) Rooks do not sleep. We wait.
4) The chief export of the Rooks is Pain.
5) Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to one Rook bomber dropping it's load.
6) Rooks have two speeds. Take Off and Killing.
7) The leading causes of death in Aces High are: 1. Augers 2. Rooks 3. Augers running away from a Rook
8) The Rooks don't worry about score. The score worries about the Rooks.
9) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of The Rook's warm-up exercises.
10) The Rooks don't go hunting.... THE ROOKS GO KILLING
Sorry I just vomited when I read this... more like:
1) Rooks are Ho'n dweebs
2) Rooks gloat when they win 1 outa 20 resets
3) Rooks kill bailed out pilots
4) Rooks are use spys regularly
5) Rooks would never win if the there were any Bish or nits on during the US night shift.
6) Rooks made cmustard go back to the Bish (should be #1 reason)
7) There aren't enough rounds to kill em all
8) Rooks don't return a
9) Child molesters and terrorists are loathesome... Rooks are worse
10) Why is it that most cheating allegations are directed at the Rooks? You make the call!
Ok guys let me have it!
