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Offline Meatwad

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« on: November 24, 2007, 01:19:29 PM »
1. deadly sea monster that will actually attack people/bases at random

2. HT will take an RV6 or flying pt boat and haunt you down if you been a bad boy on the BBS

3. Gremlins will inhabit your bomber and slowly take it apart piece by piece

4. On a few selected aircraft, you will have banana peels you can select in the hangar to drop as mines. When an enemy GV hits it, it will roll over upside down.

5. On christmas eve, santa claus will be enabled, with bombs shaped and skinned to look like christmas presents. The reindeer can also drop brown 50kg **** bombs too.

6. A samuari on a horse will be a new gv to use. His weapon is a samuari sword in which he can hack targets to death. (banana peel rule also applies)

7.  Trains for resupplying strat targets will be completely remodeled. Their new name would be called the "Pain Train", where each railroad car would have a quad 20mm cannon mounted on it followed by a flatcar with an fully operational SA-7 on it.

8. As most of you here have sat idle in the tower and watch everything burn on a field while waiting for the hanger to come up, you now have an option to put the fire out faster. For 200 vehicle perks, you can walk out onto the field and urinate on a fire of your choice. This will only take off 15 seconds of rebuild time, so you will have to go as a group to put one item out. Better yet, you can spend 1 perk for a perishable item and have a weenie/marshmallow roast out there. You can NOT give check 6 calls while doing this.

9. spawn camping in a gv at night will be very dangerous. If you sit still and camp for a period of time, the boogeyman will come out and rip your turrent off.

10. Mini areas of the maps will be enabled for some special fun. They will be as follows
---> Land before time (dinos rule that area, but you can strafe/spawn a gv into there. Killing one will give you a  few perks)
---> Pirate/viking area (Ye be settin sail on the high seas to plunder treasure, beer, and sheep [YES SHEEP])
The dinos will exacpe every now and then and ravage the real part of the MA. The same goes for pirates/viking ships. If you are patient enough, you can sail a large group of them and attack an airfield.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Offline rabbidrabbit

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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 01:22:18 PM »
So you are saying we need a Bizarro day?

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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 01:24:48 PM »
Yes Yes  OH GOD YES


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It wouldnt hurt :)
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 01:56:51 PM »
Make it so you spontaneously explode if your plane goes over 250MPH.  :)
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2007, 01:59:18 PM »
if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?

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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2007, 02:20:39 PM »
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if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?


My COD!  Storch spontaneously made sense!!
















:D  couldn't resist
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2007, 02:35:52 PM »
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Make it so you spontaneously explode if your plane goes over 250MPH.  :)


A while ago the stang used to do something very similar. Before the problem was fixed it shed wings regularly. I had one do it straight and level at a medium high speed just because I fired the guns. Ratta tatta RIP and both wings went away.
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2007, 02:37:48 PM »
:confused:
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 03:11:03 PM »
11.  Whenever a person enters a furball "You're the best" by Joe esposito plays in your cockpit until your untimely death.

I had it on loop earlier today and it was awesome.:D
"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 03:12:26 PM »
meatwad is spontaneously bored.

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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 03:17:13 PM »
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meatwad is spontaneously bored.


Yeah, no more h2h bashing for her... Too bad..

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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 04:13:08 PM »
Weather is reimplemented to Aces High.
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 04:13:46 PM »
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meatwad is spontaneously bored.



Sometimes yes. Every once in a while there is a crappy map up and there just doesnt seem to be anything good going on.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 04:16:39 PM »
more boobs.
this thread is doomed.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 04:17:09 PM »
How long would this change take?.........   "two weeks"?