How to liven up Aces High

[storch]

Originally posted by ROC
My COD!  Storch spontaneously made sense!!
















 couldn't resist

bah, don't you have any boring scenarios to plan or something?

[Latrobe]

If you drop bombs from a bomber while in an kind of a dive the bombs explode in the bomb bay.

or

Tracers become Paintballs for a day

[eskimo2]

You had me on, "urinate on a fire of your choice".

[SirLoin]

How about for the month of December,instead of resupply trucks..Have Santa sleigh flying NOE towed by sheep?

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by storch
if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?

We'll have to get Keanu to re-enact Speed in order to keep the Speed away from 250.

[Halo]

Has someone been swimming in the egg nog before December?  

[ROC]

Admit it Storch, you giggled, you know that was well timed

Happy Holidays to you by the way.

[storch]

Originally posted by ROC
Admit it Storch, you giggled, you know that was well timed

Happy Holidays to you by the way.

 is you sig line being less than truthful though?

[E25280]

Originally posted by Meatwad
7.  Trains for resupplying strat targets will be completely remodeled. Their new name would be called the "Pain Train", where each railroad car would have a quad 20mm cannon mounted on it followed by a flatcar with an fully operational SA-7 on it.

"Pain Train" is a registered trademark of LTAR Inc. and Lead to Air Ratio, LTD.  Use of this name in any context other than referring to simultaneously upping six (6) or more LTAR manned Ostwinds equipped with 37mm guns for anti-aircraft defense on a capped base violates local, state and federal copyright laws and is strictly prohibited.

You are hereby requested and required to withdraw the term "Pain Train" in connection to your proposed modification to the Aces High air combat on line game.  Failure to do so will result in fines, jail time, and a possible noogie given by a burly female ATF agent.  Repeated violations will result in the delivery of a double-sausage pizza to your place of residence every night for two (2) months.

[LePaul]

Oh I'd love to see a "what the fug...that's near!" day.

Like...

1)  The HTC folks decided to quietly develop the F-15C.  Suddenly La-7s are exploding as the result of AMRAAMs lauched from beyond visual range.  For 5000 perk points, its yours.

2)  The only skin available for the La7 is the reknowned Barbie one

3)  The Lancaster has that monster 20,000 pound bomb ....and everyone heads to tank town    Scores of LTAR die that day.

4)  There's no chat buffer for 24 hours.

5)  In-Range vox has a squelch!

6)  Only post-pubescent males are allowed on vox for a day

7)  Guided weapons.  Please, just one Maverick when I find the spawn camping Tiger!

[Meatwad]

Originally posted by E25280
"Pain Train" is a registered trademark of LTAR Inc. and Lead to Air Ratio, LTD.  Use of this name in any context other than referring to simultaneously upping six (6) or more LTAR manned Ostwinds equipped with 37mm guns for anti-aircraft defense on a capped base violates local, state and federal copyright laws and is strictly prohibited.

You are hereby requested and required to withdraw the term "Pain Train" in connection to your proposed modification to the Aces High air combat on line game.  Failure to do so will result in fines, jail time, and a possible noogie given by a burly female ATF agent.  Repeated violations will result in the delivery of a double-sausage pizza to your place of residence every night for two (2) months.

Now thats funny

[Coshy]

Originally posted by LePaul


2)  The only skin available for the La7 is the reknowned Barbie one

There is a barbie skin?

[Meatwad]

Somewhere me thinks.

There is a "My Little Pony" skin for the 51

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by Coshy
There is a barbie skin?

Yes.

[chase4]

you dont like the L.T.A.R.S do you LePaul??