How about $50 (Free beer included) for this:

[radio announcer voice]
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY This Sunday and this Sunday only at the Civic Center: Hitech Creations presents....
The Channel 200 SMACKDOWN [whisper echo] (smackdown) [/whisper echo]
of the century!
Featuring, featuring, FEATURING
SKYROCK [whisper echo] (Skyrock) [/whisper echo]
Versus
1RuAmL1 [whisper echo] (RuAmL) [/whisper echo]
TWO, Two, two ENTER
ONE, One, one WILL SURVIVE
WHO. WILL. PREVAIL?!?!?!Edit: actually there are a couple of smack talkers I'd like to see battle it out uncensored & unmoderated on Ch 200. But the rule would be we only get to keep one
