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Offline Gowan

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The fix to the lancstuka problem
« on: December 08, 2007, 03:35:32 AM »
I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!!

when im lancstuka'ing, i sometimes break my wings off...

why dont we put dive flaps on them ^_^




im sorry, but i had to put the other view of the problem on this forum

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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 06:25:46 AM »
And how would this Fix the problem?

The Lancaster is a LEVEL bomber.
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 06:48:35 AM »
I used to see many lancstukas loose wings or crash, this would fix the problem.Man has a point.

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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 01:55:37 PM »
lol, thx for your support croduh

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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 05:00:28 PM »
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And how would this Fix the problem?

The Lancaster is a LEVEL bomber.


Tell that to tripleD he's a deadly dive bomber in those
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 05:02:43 PM »
More AAA vehicle choices might be useful to the lancstuka issue.
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 06:02:44 PM »
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And how would this Fix the problem?

The Lancaster is a LEVEL bomber.


Exactly, a LANCASTER is a level bomber

A LANCSTUKSA is a completly different bomber, a dive bomber. A really really big dive bomber.

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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 08:02:00 PM »
While we're on the topic of the addition of stupid chit....

Let's put rocket boosters on all the fighters too, yeah?

How about parachutes you can deploy mid-fight so as to force an overshoot more easily? That would be neat.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2007, 08:08:10 PM »
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While we're on the topic of the addition of stupid chit....

Let's put rocket boosters on all the fighters too, yeah?

How about parachutes you can deploy mid-fight so as to force an overshoot more easily? That would be neat.


ZOMG!!! awexome ideas, thanks for suggesting them

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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2007, 08:43:18 PM »
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While we're on the topic of the addition of stupid chit....

Let's put rocket boosters on all the fighters too, yeah?

How about parachutes you can deploy mid-fight so as to force an overshoot more easily? That would be neat.


But...but...you forgot the n00k :confused: .
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 09:15:20 PM »
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While we're on the topic of the addition of stupid chit....

Let's put rocket boosters on all the fighters too, yeah?

How about parachutes you can deploy mid-fight so as to force an overshoot more easily? That would be neat.


and then we could add some heat seeking BULLETS to all the planes!!!
now that would be awsome!

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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2007, 09:35:57 PM »
It seems everybody missed the humor in how Gowan turned the phrase around.


He's making a joke, folks. He took the phrase "lancstuka problem" and turned it around as if from the other perspective. Had me chuckling... until I read all the replies :rolleyes:

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2007, 10:13:04 PM »
ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!!!

1st place Croduh
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i did it by time of realization that this is a joke, and if i could tell it was NOT sarcastic

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 01:57:26 PM »
4th place stodd?:rolleyes:
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Re: The fix to the lancstuka problem
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 02:13:52 PM »
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Originally posted by Gowan
I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!!

when im lancstuka'ing, i sometimes break my wings off...

why dont we put dive flaps on them ^_^




im sorry, but i had to put the other view of the problem on this forum

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