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Offline Halo

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« on: December 09, 2007, 07:09:44 PM »
Sometimes you just know that a certain CD, book, or movie title is inevitable.  Which ones are you certain will come sooner or later?

Some examples:  

Oprah At The Opera (cd and book)
Bill Clinton cd anthology Saxy Precedents
Bush 43 memoir Prezidenshul Uh Mnemorees
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 07:23:42 PM »
Survival of the Meekest--The official handbook of Liberal America in the 21st century

No Habla--A Survivor's Guide for Touring the Southwest

Please, Take My Daughter, I hear she is quite good--A Crash Course in America's New Foreign Policy in the Middle East

I BE Ejumucated--Hip Hop comes to the Classroom

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 06:07:42 AM »
Midgets Gone Wild soundtrack. Snoop Doggie Dog.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 06:41:30 AM »
Georgia W.  Bush... a cheesy pron flick ( if it doesn't exsist already.

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 09:02:07 AM »
neubob..  Have you ever read "radical son" by Horowitz?   I would be interested in your opinion of it.

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 09:17:55 AM »
Liar, Liar -- A study of the Republican and Democratic parties

Oh wait, you mean they used that one already? Well nuts.

How about:

Of the People
By the People
For the People

A history of the evolution of the American government from the Declaration of Independence to the present day, focusing on how the actual interests and desires of the American people have been subverted by politicians of ALL parties catering to special-interest groups and businesses.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 10:55:03 AM »
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neubob..  Have you ever read "radical son" by Horowitz?   I would be interested in your opinion of it.

lazs


Haven't read it. I haven't read anything for pleasure since the summer... Read a little about it though. The women in his life come across as a bit too ****ed up for your average Jewish guy, but, then again, most Jewish immigrants I've known don't bother dabbling in liberal ideology past their teens.

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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 10:58:02 AM »
Allah Ackbar!!!--A Snapshot of Religion in The British Public School System.

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 03:12:55 PM »
How To Make A Lame Post or How To Push My Narrow Uneducated GeoPolitical Views Upon Others - Neubob
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 03:32:39 PM »
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Originally posted by Neubob
Haven't read it. I haven't read anything for pleasure since the summer...  


You need to move back to Msk and find a good job 10-15 metro stations away.

Your "No Habla" made my day. You stole my answer with "Allah Akbar"... I'd say "Salam: five ways of not getting jailed  for being politically-incorrect"

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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 03:38:34 PM »
The Rise and Fall of America.
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 05:48:31 PM »
Good One RPM, but I think these titles might be worth adding to your Stocking Stuffer List.

"My Sense of Humor is as Big as my noodle--A tale of Lost Rationality and the Modern Liberal Democrat"

Or

"I Did it All for the Nookie... 30 years Later, I was still doing it--5 aging men explain why they voted Democrat then, and why they just can't break the habit"

Or maybe,

"Take My Manhood, I'm Done with It--A Tell-All of How Leftist Leanings Changed My Life"

And of course, the controversial:

"Tied Up and Bent Over--A Modern Liberal's Vision of 21st Century America"
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 06:10:30 PM »
"Spoon Fed:  Sheeple and the Rise of Neoconservitism"

or

"Zen and the Art of Water-boarding"

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 06:41:12 PM »
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You need to move back to Msk and find a good job 10-15 metro stations away.

Your "No Habla" made my day. You stole my answer with "Allah Akbar"... I'd say "Salam: five ways of not getting jailed  for being politically-incorrect"


You think so?

Why 10-15 metro stations away? Since seeing how it looks nowadays, I've always thought of myself as an Arbat kind of guy.

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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 07:40:27 PM »
Not sure of the title but 90% chance it will involve the US facing a calamity of devastating proportion, none of the likes been seen before, which if succeeds will  totally destroy it. Thus being the end of all life.;) :D