Good One RPM, but I think these titles might be worth adding to your Stocking Stuffer List.
"My Sense of Humor is as Big as my noodle--A tale of Lost Rationality and the Modern Liberal Democrat"
Or
"I Did it All for the Nookie... 30 years Later, I was still doing it--5 aging men explain why they voted Democrat then, and why they just can't break the habit"
Or maybe,
"Take My Manhood, I'm Done with It--A Tell-All of How Leftist Leanings Changed My Life"
And of course, the controversial:
"Tied Up and Bent Over--A Modern Liberal's Vision of 21st Century America"