It seems to take a year or 2 of training before wifes realise
A He could be out at the Bars
B He could be spending MUCH more money
C He could be coming home drunk and disorderly
D He could be hanging out with WHO KNOWS WHO doing ANYTHING!
As it is your right there sitting at your computer playing AH.
A If she needs you, your just a few steps away.
B Alt F4 shuts down everything quickly.
C A finger & thumb firmly grasping ear will drag you out of that chair to wherever she needs/wants you with minimum effort.
D Instead of hanging with a bunch of drunks and losers, your hanging with a bunch of Dweebs & Geeks. The Majority of which are actually very good people.
E Once she realizes that your squadron is more like a big extended family
she may decide that this whole flying thing really isn't so bad.