New variation on an old joke:
A woman died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the woman, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the woman. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the woman.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."
