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Offline eskimo2

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2007, 07:14:14 AM »
I took my 6 and 8 year olds to Home Depot last week.  As I was selecting wood they started crawling through the racks; I told them to stop it and stick by me.  They wandered off and I gave them a last warning/reminder.  The next time they wandered off I told them to drop and give me 20.  I never had to raise my voice.  They immediately started their push-ups and were perfectly behaved for the rest of the visit.
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2007, 08:41:30 AM »
If I acted up in a store, my mom just left me and I had to walk back home.


Or she took me back home and beat me with the first thing she got her hands on
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2007, 09:59:17 AM »
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No...the Mother needs some "leather therapy" (not that kind TK....sheesh!)



I'll give here some, but only if shes dressed in a tight black bad ms. santa outfit. :aok




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I'm sure the security got it.



Okay lets see it.:D
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2007, 10:05:21 AM »
Spanking may end up with the mum having the cops called on her in this crazy world we live in.

She should have bought the toy, got her kid out of the store after apologising for her kid's behaviour, then placed said toy under the back wheels of her car and backed over it.

Then, she should turn around and ask him if that is what he wants to have happen to all his Christmas presents.

Drive home if child is still throwing a fit and one by one crush all the toys in a similar manner until he stopped.
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2007, 10:38:30 AM »
My son tried that once with me in a Wal-Mart about 7 years ago. He was 5 at the time. Being raised as I was I did what my dad would have done to me (make that did to me), I snatched his little butt out of the cart, smacked him a good one on the rump and put him back in the cart. I then explained to him once I had his undivided attention that if he so much as speaks anouther word about the toy he wants I would spank him again right there in the store, we would go home, and he would be sent to his room for the rest of the day.

He behaved himself very well after that. Of course I had some lady who saw it threaten to call security on me because I was "beating" my child in the store. When I told her to kiss my bellybutton she got a little irate but o'well. My kids know better than to act up like that. They've both gotten spanked for getting out of control and now they know that unless they want to get smacked down to listen to what I tell them. My ex-wife on the other hand lets them run all over her. She's of the mindset that a time out is all that's needed to keep them under control.

I believe a swift kick in the bellybutton is more effective so that's what I use. Funny how I don't have many problems with my kids when they're with me. They're polite, respectfull and they do what I tell them to do at least the second time I say something to them. They know I better not repeat myself a third time.
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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2007, 10:42:22 AM »
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My son tried that once with me in a Wal-Mart about 7 years ago. He was 5 at the time. Being raised as I was I did what my dad would have done to me (make that did to me), I snatched his little butt out of the cart, smacked him a good one on the rump and put him back in the cart. I then explained to him once I had his undivided attention that if he so much as speaks anouther word about the toy he wants I would spank him again right there in the store, we would go home, and he would be sent to his room for the rest of the day.

He behaved himself very well after that. Of course I had some lady who saw it threaten to call security on me because I was "beating" my child in the store. When I told her to kiss my bellybutton she got a little irate but o'well. My kids know better than to act up like that. They've both gotten spanked for getting out of control and now they know that unless they want to get smacked down to listen to what I tell them. My ex-wife on the other hand lets them run all over her. She's of the mindset that a time out is all that's needed to keep them under control.

I believe a swift kick in the bellybutton is more effective so that's what I use. Funny how I don't have many problems with my kids when they're with me. They're polite, respectfull and they do what I tell them to do at least the second time I say something to them. They know I better not repeat myself a third time.


Some most definitely call that sort of behavior barbaric and abusive. Those others of us who have raised well behaved and adjusted kids call it good parenting.
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2007, 01:50:30 PM »
rpm...please share more stories I always enjoy reading them.
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 01:56:06 PM »
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, don't miss retail at all.  

At all.
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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 01:57:05 PM »
Diablo ~ tell us how you REALLY feel about that.
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2007, 02:00:43 PM »
I dont miss it either. Tying to explain to customers what "out of stock" means

Sorry we are out of this until the truck comes tomoorrow

No we dont have any in the back we are sold out

There isnt any in the store at all, we are sold out

Im 100% sure we are out, I was looking for them a half hour ago

No there isnt any here at all

No im not lying to you




*grumble grumble*
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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2007, 02:01:59 PM »
Well, my mother (may she rest in peace) worked retail for 23 years starting off as a part-time cashier/sales person to Regional Manager for Casual Corner and then Pettite Sophisticate.  I did 2 years at Office Depot and that about killed me.  I have no idea how she did it.

Oh yeah, btw, I really hated retail.
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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2007, 02:02:45 PM »
if you are not going to beat your kids why bother having them at all?
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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2007, 02:04:36 PM »
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if you are not going to beat your kids why bother having them at all?
:huh


You mean besides the welfare check?
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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2007, 02:05:53 PM »
8 year old? wow. I would understand that from a 3 or 4 year old. 8 is just too old for that crap.

Honestly though, I wouldve called the police. That mom is clearly having issues caring for a child if she thinks abandoning him in a store full of strangers is a good idea.

OTH, I could've been real evil and told the kid his mom had the toy in the trunk of the car, grab a camera as he runs to his mom's car and get myself the 10 grand winning prize for americas funniest home videos.
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2007, 02:06:33 PM »
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You mean besides the welfare check?


Or be on the Maury Povitch show.
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