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Offline DiabloTX

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« on: December 28, 2007, 09:59:31 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 10:04:29 PM »
So they're red twinkies? doesn't look that impressive;)
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 10:07:46 PM »
Red velvet cake with buttah creme!

TEH YUMMMMEH!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 10:11:42 PM »
butter creme? like the kind of butter that goes on dinner rolls?
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 10:12:37 PM »
Diablo, I'm gonna buy one next time I see those. If you've got them around there, I'm sure they're around here as well.

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2007, 10:15:29 PM »
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So they're red twinkies? doesn't look that impressive;)


Yes, but if you eat them, and then happen to go nuts and kill people, you can then use the Twinkie defense, like Supervisor Dan White did in San Francisco.

I don't know what sort of psychotic affect might occur, though, from ingesting so much Red dye #40.   That might further complicate the Twinkie's effect on a person's brain.

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2007, 10:42:42 PM »
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Diablo, I'm gonna buy one next time I see those. If you've got them around there, I'm sure they're around here as well.

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We get them at the local HEB.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2007, 07:35:36 AM »
So I am at work now and I have to settle for..."Duchess" brand honey buns.

*shivers*

Taste like cow patties.

Don't ask me how I know what cow patties taste like...

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 07:39:15 AM »
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They are good!

They may not be perfect, but they do fall squarely in the 'nummy' category!

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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 04:47:43 PM »
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Yes, but if you eat them, and then happen to go nuts and kill people, you can then use the Twinkie defense, like Supervisor Dan White did in San Francisco.

I don't know what sort of psychotic affect might occur, though, from ingesting so much Red dye #40.   That might further complicate the Twinkie's effect on a person's brain.

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It's feasible...I once bought that exact brand at a gas station in the form of powdered doughnuts.  I ate away and began to notice a wierd odor/taste eminating from them.  Upon closer inspection, I saw a white mold was growing in the center in all its glory(fuzz, wispy texture).  It turned me off from ever buying obscure snack foods from a gas station again.  I stick with grocery store Sweet Sixteens now.

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2007, 06:13:30 PM »
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Don't ask me how I know what cow patties taste like...


Didn't clean the 'shrooms? :D
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 06:17:35 PM »
AAAHAAAAA!

I knew it!

I always figured DiabloTX was a red velvet kinda guy!

Betcha he has fuzzy pink slippers too!
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 06:29:05 PM »
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AAAHAAAAA!

I knew it!

I always figured DiabloTX was a red velvet kinda guy!

Betcha he has fuzzy pink slippers too!
:lol


No, but I do have the shag carpet and the huge gold medallion.

Boom-chicka-whow-whow!!

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 06:45:46 PM »
my friend..


this is the world's most perfect food.

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 06:47:04 PM »
I'm sorry, is that alphabet soup?

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