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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: January 03, 2008, 06:49:52 PM »
Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
Problems with parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get
them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of
the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Offline balance1

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 07:06:58 PM »
i think i just pissed myself

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McLaren F1: Some punk kid in an F-16 just tried to race me
ROFL!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok :t

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Offline REP0MAN

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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 07:14:14 PM »
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Originally posted by balance1
i think i just pissed myself



You have a Viper?!?

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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 07:16:40 PM »
:lol Some of those were pretty good.
Who are you to wave your finger?

Offline Entr0py

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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 07:20:45 PM »
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Camaro/Firebird Forums
My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. [/B]


You need to stay out of my personal life thank you.
I'm too wack for a sig. (Camaro, not just a car, it's a lifestyle.)

Offline FrodeMk3

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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 07:30:12 PM »
Good one Rip.:aok

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Re: Automobile Forums most popular questions
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 07:39:44 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Lamborghini forum
Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

Cadillac forum
Problems with parallel parking at bingo.

Delorean forum
Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Ferrari forums
Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Saturn forums
Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Mini forum
Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

McLaren F1 forum
Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Subaru WRX forum
I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

RX7 Forums
13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Ford 2.3 forums
Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!


Those aren't questions.
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Offline moot

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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 07:43:35 PM »
"BMW 7-series forum
Where to get service on my Rolex?"
LOL

Most of these are really spot on.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 07:49:48 PM »
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Originally posted by FrodeMk3
Good one Rip.:aok
Well, good find...its not mine. ;)

Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 08:13:51 PM »
Good find Rip,  :lol

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Pontiac Fiero forum
Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)


Could have been the Pinto Forum too...
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Ford 2.3 forums
Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!


 Could dup as a Dodge forum

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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 08:18:08 PM »
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Mustang forums
Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.


I kid you not, danged kid in a Civic really tried that today!!
ROC
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Offline APDrone

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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 08:56:17 PM »
LOL Rip..

However.. you must provide a ginormous volume of mo better humor to rectify your crimes against humanity with your 'Is this one of you guys?' thread.

::shudder::

That was just plain wrong, man.
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Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 09:03:29 PM »
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I kid you not, danged kid in a Civic really tried that today!!


your new subscription is here Roc...


Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 09:13:02 PM »
LAWLZ, good stuff!

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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 10:37:22 PM »
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Originally posted by balance1
i think i just pissed myself

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McLaren F1: Some punk kid in an F-16 just tried to race me
ROFL!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok :t


Move over McLaren....