Originally posted by LePaul
Ah the Foxnews pig pile
No controversy when ABC news didnt invite him?
ABC didn't invite him?
Fox thrives on controversy, and all news organizations would be petrified if Ron Paul is elected:
Anchor: And now over to our Washington correspondent for todays political news.
Reporter: Well, Sally, nothing happened at the White House today. Nothing to report.
Anchor: What?! How did the nation survive? Are Americans panicked at this? How can the White House do nothing?
Reporter: Well, somehow the country kept right on going.
Anchor: How about Congress? What happened on the hill today?
Reporter: Nothing, Sally.
Anchor: What!? But, but what about the new civil war in Bulganistan? Aren't they going to do anything about it? Hold hearings or send a delegation?
Reporter: No. No one really cares about it here on the hill, Sally. It's their problem.
Anchor: But, but... how about the UN?
Reporter: Since we left the UN, no one cares, Sally. Nothing to report here, except the economy is doing great and everyone is happy since the income tax was abolished.
Anchor: What's the latest on the terror front?
Reporter: Nothing to report.
Anchor: But what about the fear gripping the nation since Homeland Security was abolished?
Reporter: No fear, Sally. Just billions and billions of dollars saved. Airlines are hiring more people and buying more planes. Prices are dropping and airlines are adding back new routes that were canceled years ago since profits are up, making it more convenient for Americans.
Anchor: But, but... Any news likely tomorrow from the White House or Congress?
Reporter: Not really, Sally. Things are quiet. Maybe things will pick up in a few months...
Anchor: Now over to our nightly war report.
War Reporter: Nothing to report, Sally.
Anchor: sheesh.