I Need Dryer Balls

[eskimo2]

I don’t get to the store often and I don’t watch much TV.  So when my wife and I went to the store late last night I was genuinely amused by a display of “Dryer Balls”.



I couldn’t resist the urge to exclaim, “I need Dryer Balls” and spent the next fifteen minutes questioning my wife if she agreed that I needed Dryer Balls.  
Am I the only one who finds this product to be hilarious?

Please post any other products that can be found in most grocery stores that also have funny names.

[john9001]

you sure you want dryer balls, it says they soften things.

[DiabloTX]

My balls have always been hypoallergenic.

[nirvana]

I sell them, I don't find them funny at all.  Luckily, we are almost sold out...until Wednesday.

[Curval]

Originally posted by eskimo2
I couldn’t resist the urge to exclaim, “I need Dryer Balls” and spent the next fifteen minutes questioning my wife if she agreed that I needed Dryer Balls.  
Am I the only one who finds this product to be hilarious?  

Not at all.

..and if I was being honest I would have probably done the same thing to my wife.  Honestly.  It would have lasted longer than 15 minutes too.  After the very next shower I would have dropped them on her in some way before asking the question...on her arm or something.

LOL

[GtoRA2]

Originally posted by eskimo2
I don’t get to the store often and I don’t watch much TV.  So when my wife and I went to the store late last night I was genuinely amused by a display of “Dryer Balls”.



I couldn’t resist the urge to exclaim, “I need Dryer Balls” and spent the next fifteen minutes questioning my wife if she agreed that I needed Dryer Balls.  
Am I the only one who finds this product to be hilarious?

Please post any other products that can be found in most grocery stores that also have funny names.

LOL did you buy them?  That is funny as hell.

[Meatwad]

Originally posted by john9001
you sure you want dryer balls, it says they soften things.

I sure dont want dryer balls, the chaffing hurts like hell

[CptTrips]

Originally posted by Meatwad
I sure dont want dryer balls, the chaffing hurts like hell

Try Boxers.

 
Wab

[AWMac]

Prevents

No Regret when you Sweat!



Mac


Why are they BLUE???

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by Curval
Not at all.

..and if I was being honest I would have probably done the same thing to my wife.  Honestly.  It would have lasted longer than 15 minutes too.  After the very next shower I would have dropped them on her in some way before asking the question...on her arm or something.

LOL

That's pretty much exactly what happened; all I had to say was, "Say it".

[LePaul]

Laugh all ya want, they work great.  If you are trying to cut down on the drying time of things like towels, they work great.

Course you here ka-thook, ka-thook, kathoook for a while!  (Sorry, trying to mimic Don Martin with the sound effects

[Yeager]

two words:

BALLS

SLAPPING

[john9001]

Originally posted by LePaul
Laugh all ya want, they work great.  If you are trying to cut down on the drying time of things like towels, they work great.

Course you here ka-thook, ka-thook, kathoook for a while!  (Sorry, trying to mimic Don Martin with the sound effects

thats interesting, i got a down filled winter coat, it is washable, instructions said when you dry it to put a couple tennis balls or a old tennis shoe in the dryer to fluff up the down.

[Eagler]

being that that they look blue ... does that make them:

Dryer Blue Balls or Blue Dryer Balls?

[SirLoin]

Dryer Balls..Guaranteed to collect virtually all loose pubes in your dryer or your money back*

*must return only "unused dryer balls" for a full refund.


Probably be a big seller in Khazikstan.