Wotan, political activists love you. Your simple, uncritical acceptance of anything they say brightens their days and puts food on their table. Your kind represents the "low hanging fruit" of swaying opinions, the people where little is needed in terms of persuasion because you're already so receptive to anything they say.
Just as every animal has a place in the ecosystem, you fulfill the vital role of supporting these brave swayers of opinion when times are tough and normal smart folks are less likely to be persuaded by weak innuendo. When people ask questions and create difficulties for them by saying "Hold on, who stands to gain from this?", your unquestioning acceptance moves polls enough to earn them their paycheck.
The monument they'll erect for your type will feature a vacantly smiling citizen with a pleasant demeanor and well coiffed hair. The dedication, of course, will be to The Great American Sucker.
