Silly silly people! You're not supposed to read this book; its contents are irrelevant! It's size and weight have been designed for throwing. You know, at wife, kids, pets, etc. when they come in your room while doing intense ACM. Haven't you ever wondered why it's still hardcover after all these years? I keep mine to the left of my throttle with the end jutting two inches over the edge of the table. You know, for minimum response time. I recommend getting the multi-volume set for large families.
Honey, what would you like for…..THWAP!
Daddy, daddy, take us to….THWAP, THWAP!
I've been toying with the idea of starting a training arena on the proper use of this indispensable tome. Perhaps, if there's enough demand for it.