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RTR · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:04:02 AM »

1. Canadian Military is still serving bravely in Afghanistan.

2. Canada has lots of backbone.

3. Canada has lots of fiber too! Shatner has me eating and pooping regular like.

4. Please forgive Moray, he actually makes some valid points occasionally, he's a Marine Biologist and believes that whale blubber must only be used for good...not evil. Sounds good enough for me.

5. I guess the main topic here is kind of moot now anyway. I won't expound on my personal opinions.

6. What you Yanks do with Celine Dionne is your problem. We pawned her off on you fair and square. Don't try giving her back, you know (first hand too!) how ugly us Canucks can get.

7. I must warn you all that the Mrs is in Bed and I am up unsupervised, with a case of beer.

8. All is lost.

RTR

Sandman · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:09:14 AM »

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Originally posted by RTR

6. What you Yanks do with Celine Dionne is your problem. We pawned her off on you fair and square. Don't try giving her back, you know (first hand too!) how ugly us Canucks can get.

How about if we threw in Pamela Anderson too? Think she's one of yours also.

RTR · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:12:43 AM »

You trying to pick a fight?

I mean..dammit! You guys filled her up with plastic!

You better keep her too.

RTR

DiabloTX · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:33:42 AM »

We tried taking Shania too...but she fled to Switzerland with that South African dog-looking Mutt.

MiloMorai · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2008, 06:12:28 AM »

Just don't ship Britannia Spears and her little sister north.

FBplmmr · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2008, 07:38:56 AM »

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Originally posted by RTR
You trying to pick a fight?

I mean..dammit! You guys filled her up with plastic!

You better keep her too.

RTR

I agree. She lost her 'hot' long ago.

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2008, 08:14:18 AM »

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Originally posted by RTR
You trying to pick a fight?

I mean..dammit! You guys filled her up with plastic!

You better keep her too.

RTR

We just did that for longevity. Even after she dies she will have roles in stop motion flicks for another century or two. Its in the contract.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2008, 08:32:41 AM »

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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
It could have been far worse. Its not like they were forced to listen to Celine Dion albums.

Even terrorists deserve better than that.

Bodhi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:07:28 AM »

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Originally posted by MORAY37
Actually, those AND waterboarding appear in the US Army's Definitions of Torture. Please feel free to look it up. It's an amazing example of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is saying.

Please quote the exact page in the FM 34-52 that lists these techniques as being torture.

MORAY37 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:04:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Please quote the exact page in the FM 34-52 that lists these techniques as being torture.

Bodhi... I can't get teh pdf to transfer...but...

Page 1-8 of FM 34-52 has the requested information.

john9001 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:08:14 PM »

i thought they called it "enhanced interrogation"?

Dago · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:58:38 PM »

Why argue with a Canadian over torture? Their concept of torture is to drink American beer, have to dress without the use of flannel, and have someone make fun of the way they say "how a boot that? eh?"

MORAY37 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:12:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Dago
Why argue with a Canadian over torture? Their concept of torture is to drink American beer, have to dress without the use of flannel, and have someone make fun of the way they say "how a boot that? eh?"

When you belittle one people and make their opinion worth less than your own, you open up the exact same to happen to you.

And speaking of strange things about people... have you ever been around our own country? Jeez.

My new concept of torture is being abused by reading your feeble attempts at either logic or comedy... it's so poor the two are indecipherable.

Dago · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:30:34 PM »

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Originally posted by MORAY37
When you belittle one people and make their opinion worth less than your own, you open up the exact same to happen to you.

And speaking of strange things about people... have you ever been around our own country? Jeez.

My new concept of torture is being abused by reading your feeble attempts at either logic or comedy... it's so poor the two are indecipherable.

When you are born without a sense of humor, you become a miserable person to be around. And I am sure that is exactly what you are seeing your a stupid pain-in-the-ass on this board.

RTR · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:32:52 PM »

wow, soemones got thier underwear on too tight.

I got the intended humour dago;) (yer right about the american beer, if that ain't torture, I don't know what is!).

RTR