Gixer??  Not the place for something like that.  Take your feelings about another subject else ware or PM the person.
Back on subject...
I would suggest the 
BlackBerry 8800.

Specs.:
Features Available   
    * Wireless email
    * Organizer
    * Browser
    * Phone
    * BlackBerry® Maps
    * Media player
    * Corporate data access 1
    * SMS
    * MMS 1
    * GPS 1
Size and Weight   
    * 4.49"/114mm (Length)
    * 2.60"/66mm (Width)
    * 0.55"/14mm (Depth)
    * 4.73 oz/134g (Weight)
Data Input/Navigation   
    * Trackball
    * QWERTY (Keyboard)
    * Keyboard backlighting
Voice Input/Output   
    * Stereo headset capable
    * Headset jack
    * Integrated earpiece/ microphone
    * Built-in speakerphone
    * Headset, hands-free and serial port profiles supported (Bluetooth® technology)
Display   
    * Font size (user selectable)
    * Color display
    * Backlighting
    * Light sensing screen
Media Player   
    * Supported audio formats: MP3, MIDI, AMR-NB, AAC/AAC+/eAAC+, WMA
    * Supported video formats: MPEG4 Part 2 Simple Profile, H.263, WMV
Notification   
    * Polyphonic/MIDI ringtones
    * MP3 ringtones
    * Vibrate mode
    * LED indicator
Battery Type   
    * 1400 mAhr (Removable/ rechargeable lithium cell)
Approximate Battery Life   
    * 528 hours or 22 days (Standby time)
    * 300 minutes or 5 hours (Talk time)
Memory   
    * Expandable memory – support for microSD card
    * 64 MB (Flash memory)
Modem   
    * RIM® wireless modem
    * Tethered modem capability 1
Email Integrations   
    * Works with BlackBerry® Enterprise Server for Microsoft® Exchange
    * Works with BlackBerry® Enterprise Server for IBM® Lotus® Domino®
    * Works with BlackBerry® Enterprise Server for Novell® GroupWise®
    * Integrates with an existing enterprise email account
    * Integrates with existing personal email account
    * Integrates with optional new device account
Accessories Included   
    * USB cable
    * Wall charger
Device Security   
    * Password protection and keyboard lock
    * Support for AES or Triple DES encryption when integrated with BlackBerry® Enterprise Server 2
    * FIPS 140-2 Validated (FIPS validation)
    * Optional support for S/MIME
Wireless Network   
    * North America: 850 MHz GSM/GPRS networks
    * North America: 1900MHz GSM®/GPRS networks
    * Europe/Asia Pacific: 1800MHz GSM/GPRS networks
    * Europe/Asia Pacific: 900MHz GSM/GPRS networks
    * EDGE networks