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Offline JB73

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Ahem... I don't think she's doing it right
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2008, 11:52:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Halo
She sounds like a Fons Van Woerkom cartoon from the '70s of people turning themselves inside out or being torn asunder by their internal demons.  

Art such as hers demands innocent sacrifices such as her unfortunate husband.  He can take solace in the inability of many of her other sexual contacts to satisfy her either.  

She does raise an interesting question:  Is it possible for any one person to totally satisfy, particularly over a long period of time, every desire of another person?
in all seriousness I give a huge to her. "unsatisfied" skank, well tough cookies. many MANY guys stick with a chick that is worthless just because she might possibly take him to the cleaners because of the laws that give "her" everything and then some above the rational and just rights.





one day, ONE DAY the decent, respectful white male will finally get the equal treatments that women, minorities, and others get recently.

we are a dying breed I tell you.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2008, 12:03:05 AM »
Halo, good question.

the obvious answer is no, but total honesty about desires and sexuality between you and your partner would go a long way in helping. if she cant please her 'ideal man' desires with her husband then she should be doing it on her own with porn or something. if her husband cant satisfy her in any way at all then at least one of them has changed dramaticaly from their first meetings.
 personaly i think this woman has lied to her husband countless times about who she really is, and in doing so cut herself out of his life and he out of her fantasy.

"its ok because all my girlfriends feel the same"

typical display of low intelect herd mentality being influenced by today's idiotic counciling and support agencies who are destroying families with their not so deep and meaningfull advice to the average mind f**ked mid life crisis.
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2008, 12:16:17 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2008, 07:46:58 AM »
Here's my theory.

The husband has been probably taking her up the wrong 'un since the kids arrived, and hadn't told her. Meanwhile, she'd been too obsessed with telling the world how crap in bed she is, she simply doesn't notice.

If I was her husband, divorce would be the only answer. Or a little something half my age (and I get married in the summer!).
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« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2008, 08:01:26 AM »
I pity both of 'em.
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Re: Ahem... I don't think she's doing it right
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2008, 08:36:28 AM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=510248&in_page_id=1879

I'm wondering why the silly sod of a husband doesn't divorce her right now.


"She admits she stays in her sexless relationship for the sake of her children, aged nine and 11"
"I want to maintain the family unit because it makes other things possible, like doing things together with the children"

"I could leave but for now I'll wait because of the desolation it would wreak on my family"

"There's a general understanding between us that I'm keeping the family unit together," she says. "Children need to be brought up by parents in a monogamous marriage. I wouldn't want to blow that apart, and I certainly wouldn't want the burden of being a single parent.

"I know from taking the kids on holiday on my own once when Hal was working that having sole responsibility for them is exhausting."


He probably feels like this  as well
Thats probably why.

I find it real hard to have any respect for women like this.

Now. Question for the masses.
Would he be justified in seeking satisfaction elsewhere?
Or if he did. Would she be justified in being angry if he did?
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2008, 08:38:20 AM »
I wonder why her husband is OK with not having sex with her?



Hmmm....

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2008, 08:39:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
My wife says she only married me for the sex, otherwise I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever...


LOL, you found a good one!

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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2008, 08:40:10 AM »
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There in lays the problem


LOL I would tend to agree.
If he sucks in bed. I can see how that might lead to thinking sex wasnt all that.
It would be like going to a fireworks display and not staying to see the grand finali

But what if having an orgasm wasnt the problem?
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« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2008, 08:41:24 AM »
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Originally posted by SD67
nearly 5 years married with 2 children (one surviving)


I'm sorry to hear that.  I can't imagine anything worse than losing a child.

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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2008, 08:41:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Captain Virgil Hilts
What a lazy, common, self centered, selfish hag. I agree, I don't think she's doing it right. I'm betting she's the type who expects her "lover" (using that term VERY loosely) to make every effort to please her, while she makes no effort to please her lover or herself.


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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2008, 08:42:37 AM »
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Originally posted by JB73
I'd hit it.


LOL!

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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2008, 08:55:16 AM »
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New study says men who have sex, continuing to orgasm, 21 times a month, are 1/3 less likely to have prostate cancer.

Dare I say it?
 


You mean this study?

Frequent Sex May Reduce Prostate-Cancer
Risk, Study Shows

Frequent sexual activity may reduce a man's risk of prostate cancer, according to a study in the April 7 Journal of the American Medical Association.
The cancer risk in men who reported more than 20 monthly ejaculations was 33 percent less than that of other men, the Harvard University study showed. Elevated testosterone has been tied to both a high sex drive and prostate cancer, which had led scientists to propose a link between cancer and sexual activity.

More research may help determine how sex might be protecting some men from prostate cancer, the investigators said. The results shouldn't be used to encourage intensified sexual activity, defined as ejaculation from intercourse, masturbation or during sleep, they said.

``Men worry that by being very active, they may put themselves at increased risk,'' said Michael F. Leitzmann, the lead researcher now at the National Cancer Institute. ``Looking at the data in a little bit more detail, our findings suggest that ejaculation may even be associated with a slight decrease in prostate cancer risk.''

Researchers surveyed almost 30,000 health professionals, 1,449 of whom developed prostate cancer, and found an active sex life wasn't linked to a higher cancer risk in most men.

There are several ways in which frequent ejaculations may protect against prostate cancer, the researchers said. The activity may flush out a buildup of toxins in the prostate, lessen development of tiny crystals linked to some cancers, and improve the immune system's response to cancer, Leitzmann said.
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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2008, 08:56:47 AM »
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Yep.  That has got to be discouraging.

I was thinking about this and apparently her husband doesn't know about what she's doing. Which would go along the same lines as her not sharing anything personal with him about how to please her in the bedroom.


LOL since her picture is now attached tothe article.
Its a safe bet to say he knows now
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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2008, 09:01:34 AM »
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Originally posted by JB73
in all seriousness I give a huge to her. "unsatisfied" skank, well tough cookies. many MANY guys stick with a chick that is worthless just because she might possibly take him to the cleaners because of the laws that give "her" everything and then some above the rational and just rights.



Not to mention women age notoriously poorer then men do

Look at the next older couple you see.
which is more pleasing to the eye.

Not even in a sexual manner.
Which is easier to look at?

I'd say 80 times out  of 100 the man is in FAR better shape then the woman.

I see it as one of the few poetic justices in the world
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