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Offline Sandman

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Ahem... I don't think she's doing it right
« on: January 25, 2008, 07:38:58 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=510248&in_page_id=1879

I'm wondering why the silly sod of a husband doesn't divorce her right now.
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Re: Ahem... I don't think she's doing it right
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 07:45:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=510248&in_page_id=1879

I'm wondering why the silly sod of a husband doesn't divorce her right now.


Maybe he feels the same way?
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 07:50:31 PM »
There in lays the problem

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 07:55:02 PM »
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Carrie Jones: 'Providing a stable home for children is totally incompatible with having an exciting sex life'

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Offline Captain Virgil Hilts

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 08:07:19 PM »
What a lazy, common, self centered, selfish hag. I agree, I don't think she's doing it right. I'm betting she's the type who expects her "lover" (using that term VERY loosely) to make every effort to please her, while she makes no effort to please her lover or herself.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 08:09:34 PM »
Lets see, nearly 5 years married with 2 children (one surviving) and still doing it every 2nd night on average, what on earth are we doing wrong?:confused:
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 08:09:55 PM »
My wife says she only married me for the sex, otherwise I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever...
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Offline Captain Virgil Hilts

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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 08:27:47 PM »
New study says men who have sex, continuing to orgasm, 21 times a month, are 1/3 less likely to have prostate cancer.

Dare I say it?










































Get cracking!
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 08:36:03 PM »
Yep.  That has got to be discouraging.

I was thinking about this and apparently her husband doesn't know about what she's doing. Which would go along the same lines as her not sharing anything personal with him about how to please her in the bedroom.

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 09:30:14 PM »
More than sex to a marriage, though I'm not saying sex isn't a pleasurable part. Her failure in this marriage is stated when she said she wasn't willing to work at it. Marriage is important in raising children but I think it goes well beyond that. I've been married just over 25 years now (my second marriage) and I know I will never suffer loneliness so long as my wife is alive.
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 09:33:50 PM »
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New study says men who have sex, continuing to orgasm, 21 times a month, are 1/3 less likely to have prostate cancer.

Dare I say it?

Get cracking!


Oh effin' great, something ELSE she can put on my 'honeydew' list.








Oh wait, this one's good!!   :D
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2008, 09:38:26 PM »
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New study says men who have sex, continuing to orgasm, 21 times a month, are 1/3 less likely to have prostate cancer.

Dare I say it?










































Get cracking!




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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2008, 09:39:21 PM »
maybe her husband is totaly lame with the little touches who knows. maybe he is a very small man with a big fat bucket of a woman. who knows. All i do know is that woman there deserves to rot in hell for what she has done to her husband. I would kill her for less.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2008, 10:37:56 PM »
I'd hit it.
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2008, 11:21:27 PM »
She sounds like a Fons Van Woerkom cartoon from the '70s of people turning themselves inside out or being torn asunder by their internal demons.  

Art such as hers demands innocent sacrifices such as her unfortunate husband.  He can take solace in the inability of many of her other sexual contacts to satisfy her either.  

She does raise an interesting question:  Is it possible for any one person to totally satisfy, particularly over a long period of time, every desire of another person?
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