Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7386 times)

vorticon · « **Reply #210 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:05:10 PM »

granted. but you spend the next 25 years with bubba.

i wish i could get paid more for doing less work.

AWMac · « **Reply #211 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:10:58 PM »

Granted. You awaken to find yourself as a Democratic Congresswoman.

I wish it would storm like Hell outside now.

WWhiskey · « **Reply #212 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:17:45 PM »

granted raining cats and dog's tho
wish i was sleepy!

vorticon · « **Reply #213 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:56:38 PM »

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Originally posted by WWhiskey
granted raining cats and dog's tho
wish i was sleepy!

granted, hope you like living in a small hut with 6 other men.

i wish the oven would cook things tastier.

AWMac · « **Reply #214 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:28:41 AM »

Granted. The same words you heard in 1945 as Pattons 3rd Army 1st arrived.

I wish I never seen Granpas box of pictures when they liberated the Camps.

loser · « **Reply #215 on:** February 06, 2008, 05:03:55 AM »

AWMac, granted, but then you can never remember any of the good times you had either. Also because you never saw those box of pictures history is doomed to repeat itself. Again and again.

I wish AWmac realized how lucky he was.

JB88 · « **Reply #216 on:** February 06, 2008, 07:10:45 AM »

granted, but the ability to power fart has less of a crowd pleasing ability than he had originally hoped. his fart circus goes belly up in a year.

i wish i could play the guitar.

Vipper65 · « **Reply #217 on:** February 06, 2008, 10:59:15 AM »

Granted, but you can never get your guitar in tune.

I wish I could take a vacation.

JB88 · « **Reply #218 on:** February 06, 2008, 11:04:27 AM »

granted. i hear venezuala is very nice this time of year.

i wish the south americans would get their collective heads out of thier butts.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #219 on:** February 06, 2008, 11:07:06 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted. i hear venezuala is very nice this time of year.

i wish the south americans would get their collective heads out of thier butts.

Granted. But they have put there heads in YOUR butt instead.

I wish my Gross and microscopic Anatomy of Fish lab was canceled today.

JB88 · « **Reply #220 on:** February 06, 2008, 11:09:43 AM »

granted, but it is rescheduled and you get dissected anyway.

i wish it would storm today.

Cypher · « **Reply #221 on:** February 06, 2008, 07:11:29 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but it is rescheduled and you get dissected anyway.

i wish it would storm today.

Granted but it floods and destorys your house.

I wish I got tickets to a "The Used" concert

JB88 · « **Reply #222 on:** February 06, 2008, 07:12:46 PM »

granted, but the tickets are used.

i wish i didnt have to go through another flood. the last one really screwed us.

Cypher · « **Reply #223 on:** February 06, 2008, 07:19:32 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but the tickets are used.

i wish i didnt have to go through another flood. the last one really screwed us.

Granted but your house catches on fire due to the lack of water.

I wish The political ads would end already.

JB88 · « **Reply #224 on:** February 06, 2008, 07:26:06 PM »

granted. merry christmas.

i wish it was four of july.