Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7119 times)

SD67 · « **Reply #240 on:** February 07, 2008, 02:07:20 AM »

Granted, but when you said 40 inch they heard 40 centimetres.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.

Wolfala · « **Reply #241 on:** February 07, 2008, 02:53:23 AM »

I wish for a president who doesn't turn into a 100% sweetheart bag by the end of his sentence.

JB88 · « **Reply #242 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:00:12 AM »

granted. the new president is just a total *******.

i wish we could have some better selections.

AWMac · « **Reply #243 on:** February 07, 2008, 09:46:57 AM »

Granted. You arrive at Baskin Robbins ready to sample 31 flavors and they only have one left..a new flavor...Lukefisk.

I wish Nilsen had seen this thread.

DYNAMITE · « **Reply #244 on:** February 07, 2008, 10:06:40 AM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. You arrive at Baskin Robbins ready to sample 31 flavors and they only have one left..a new flavor...Lukefisk.

I wish Nilsen had seen this thread.

Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real

FrodeMk3 · « **Reply #245 on:** February 07, 2008, 10:11:18 AM »

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Originally posted by DYNAMITE
Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real

Granted. And They all don Teletubbie costumes', and dance in Nilsens' threads.

I wish the sides' in the AvA arena could stay balanced.

indy007 · « **Reply #246 on:** February 07, 2008, 10:14:19 AM »

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Originally posted by DYNAMITE
Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real

Granted, but they swarm over the borders in mass, illegally undercut your labor costs, and demand free healthcare.

I wish the Phelps clan & Code Pink get into a royal rumble in front of the Marine recruiting center in Berkley.

JB88 · « **Reply #247 on:** February 08, 2008, 02:40:26 AM »

granted. but you miss it because of a mean case of the poops.

i wish i never said that.

AWMac · « **Reply #248 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:42:26 AM »

Granted. You are now a Mime.

I wish that 04 37 40 45 49 Powerball 29 are the winning numbers tomorrow.

Tac · « **Reply #249 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:53:14 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately your dyslexia made you jot down 04 37 40 54 49 and you look like an idiot trying to cash that ticket in.

I wish my telescope camera would work

JB88 · « **Reply #250 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:23:10 AM »

granted, but you forget to take off your lens cap and you think it's still broke.

i wish i may, i wish i might, have this wish i wish tonight.

vorticon · « **Reply #251 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:29:47 AM »

granted, your led on a wild goose chase by a talking cricket and wake up with a pounding headache and a wooden doll in your bed.

i wish certain people were in a better time zone.

JB88 · « **Reply #252 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:51:52 AM »

granted. but it's you who's in the wrong time zone.

i wish i wasn't so damn awesome.

vorticon · « **Reply #253 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:57:17 AM »

granted, i didnt even have to do anything.

i wish JB88 was less sucky.

JB88 · « **Reply #254 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:30:48 AM »

granted. it's true, i am awesome.

i wish vorticon would understand that.