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Offline SD67

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« Reply #255 on: February 09, 2008, 02:38:14 AM »
Granted, but that Vorticon understands is not that you desire

I wish I hadn't drunk so much champagne :(
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #256 on: February 09, 2008, 02:41:20 AM »
granted.  it was piss.  the jeager kicked in way faster than you thought it would.

i wish i could be a better cartoon pilot.
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Offline SD67

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« Reply #257 on: February 09, 2008, 03:05:17 AM »
Granted. Your name is now VansCrew :t

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #258 on: February 09, 2008, 03:08:52 AM »
granted.  it's totinos pizza again.

i wish i wasn't vanscrew.
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Offline FrodeMk3

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« Reply #259 on: February 09, 2008, 03:24:29 AM »
Granted. Remember to comb your mullet straight back, Shawk.

I wish I wouldn't get skuzzified for posting this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qsdz7gMlY&feature=related
« Last Edit: February 09, 2008, 03:27:37 AM by FrodeMk3 »
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #260 on: February 09, 2008, 03:28:37 AM »
granted.  the p-39 air cobra. and it's true!

grrrr.  you edited.  you are not skuzzified, you are banned by pyro.  a rare feat, you should be proud.


i wish we could have gotten the b-29 with nukes.
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Offline FrodeMk3

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« Reply #261 on: February 09, 2008, 04:04:33 AM »
The edit was because that wish was better than the first one.

Your wish is granted. But do to a bug, the bomb is so heavy, you can't get the plane off the ground.

I wish that Political correctness' was done away with.
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« Reply #262 on: February 09, 2008, 04:10:48 AM »
Granted frode, but the polity you are worried about speaks ingsoc.  And those are big black boots tapping at your door right now.


I wish that i was 10 years old again knowing what i know now.
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Offline Coshy

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« Reply #263 on: February 09, 2008, 05:44:33 AM »
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Granted frode, but the polity you are worried about speaks ingsoc.  And those are big black boots tapping at your door right now.


I wish that i was 10 years old again knowing what i know now.


Granted, but no matter how much you try to make things better, fate still screws your life up as bad as it is now.

I wish all the girls at work would stop hitting on me.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #264 on: February 09, 2008, 05:50:10 AM »
granted.  you are moved away from the old folks home and into a home for the mentally challenged.

i wish that people who abuse children would instantly turn purple so we would know who to shoot.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #265 on: February 09, 2008, 06:09:38 AM »
Granted. Some people are horrible. Need to have their lives extinguished...yet you are now surrounded by Zombie Smurfs. Bastages.

I wish the best for my children.
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #266 on: March 24, 2008, 05:18:09 PM »
Quote from: AWMac on February 09, 2008, 06:09:38 AM
Granted. Some people are horrible. Need to have their lives extinguished...yet you are now surrounded by Zombie Smurfs. Bastages.

I wish the best for my children.
hard not to grant that! so granted, but now you are the youngest member of your family!(best i coud come up with) :aok
I wish to win the world poker tour!
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Offline NUTTZ

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« Reply #267 on: March 24, 2008, 05:56:14 PM »
Quote from: WWhiskey on March 24, 2008, 05:18:09 PM
hard not to grant that! so granted, but now you are the youngest member of your family!(best i coud come up with) :aok
I wish to win the world poker tour!

Wish Granted! You win the tour and are room mates with Mike " the mouth" Madison for the rest of the tour
Who borrows all your winnings.

I wish for a new master bathroom

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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #268 on: March 24, 2008, 08:02:02 PM »
Granted. But you now share your new master suite with Enrique, your pool boy.

I wish for green scrubbie pads for extra cleaning that I want to do.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #269 on: March 24, 2008, 08:13:02 PM »
granted, but your children do the cleaning for you.


wait, thats not a bad thing.

ah well.


i wish someone would make me a sandwich.
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